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In my left pawb I hold a pill to grow cat ears, in my right pawb I have a pill to grow a cat tail. You may only pick one.

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@cyberboy cruel making me choose 😔 grabs the tail pill immediately

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@cyberboy
This is the improved version of The Matrix.

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@cyberboy@fedi.catboy.agency Ears!! I can deal with the tail in other ways ​neocat_smug

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@cyberboy i take the CAT EARS, then SELL the pill on the black market and INVEST the money in the S&P 500 ​ablobcatbongogoogly​​ablobcatpoprev​​ablobcatpoprev​​ablobcatbongogoogly

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@house wait - - you were not supposed to do that ​neocat_shocked

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@cyberboy Hmm... ​neocat_think

I shall take one and pocket it and then have my catboy scientist friend decode its contents and then synthesize a new pill using understanding of kitty anatomy and DNA so as to include both.
neocat_science

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