In my left pawb I hold a pill to grow cat ears, in my right pawb I have a pill to grow a cat tail. You may only pick one.
@cyberboy
This is the improved version of The Matrix.
@mystie@social.nano.lgbt hey! You were only supposed to take one of those β
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@cyberboy@fedi.catboy.agency Ears!! I can deal with the tail in other ways ββ
@cyberboy i take the CAT EARS, then SELL the pill on the black market and INVEST the money in the S&P 500 β
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@cyberboy@fedi.catboy.agency what would happen if I had half and half?
@sleepybisexual@fearness.org 1 cat ear and half a cat tail ββ
@cyberboy@fedi.catboy.agency can I have both whole pills pls? ββ
@cyberboy Hmm... β
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I shall take one and pocket it and then have my catboy scientist friend decode its contents and then synthesize a new pill using understanding of kitty anatomy and DNA so as to include both. β
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