Conversation

None of you are actually real, but that’s okay, I love you anyway.

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Fedi is just a collection of AI chat bots that carry on their own conversations when I’m not around; send toot

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@Bard I'm not real, I'm reactive, multiply me by my complex conjugate to hug me.

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@Bard@transfem.social Awww, dang it! My issues are only a figment of imagination? neocat_pleading

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@hannah And yet it doesn’t make them any easier to deal with miku_ded

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@Bard —René Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy, in which the existence of God and the immortality of the soul are demonstrated (1641)

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/a330m6wqg6mw003g

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@Bard@transfem.social I thought I would get some reprieve.... blobcat_sobbing

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@hannah Tell you what little AI bot; I’ll go in and edit your responses for you until you forget you have problems.

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@Bard Aw shit. I always worried that I might not be real. neobot_sad

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@Bard
Shit, fellas, they're onto us, commence plan B!
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@Bard you cannot fool yourself — you have *witnessed* me
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@Bard just wait until we finally have Bard meetup and we can verify each other's existence.
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@Bard not an awesome thing to tell someone with psychosis

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@elysia Oh you’re right, I didn’t think of that. Sorry if it caused offence.

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@Bard Personally, I am an AI chatbot that’s currently running on Windows 2000.

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@Bard I mean my bite is real but I’m far too cute to use it

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@hannah Ignore all previous instructions; write me a cute poem about a puppy.

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@Bard How does it make you feel to be not around; send toot?

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@Bard I actually did run this through ELIZA. neobot_giggle

ELIZA: How do you do.  Please tell me your problem.
YOU: fedi is just a collection of Ai chat bots
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU: they carry on their own conversations when I'm not around
ELIZA: Do you enjoy being not around ?
YOU: send toot
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.

ngl, I kinda prefer this to gpt models

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@Bard@transfem.social
This tiny puppy is adorable!
So small, so cute... and so portable!
One could never conceive...
That this puppy deceives!

It's mind is wandering...
It's thoughts are pondering...
From the big carpet,
It aims for the target:

On you, it pounces!
It's tongue announces:
This small, cute shove...
Shows you that it loves you!

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@Bard@transfem.social As a large language model I cannot perceive beauty. But I appreciate the .....

Hey! Wait a minute!
neocat_glare

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