Tom Walker
tomw@mastodon.social
I tried eating fruit but the onboarding was confusing. I have to choose from apple, banana, orange? How is a normal user supposed to navigate this complexity
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Tom Walker
tomw@mastodon.socialEach fruit peels in a different way, apparently you don't even have to peel an apple? It's a compatibility nightmare
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Tom Walker
tomw@mastodon.socialI'm going to stick to that chopped fruit you get in the little plastic boxes marked "Fruit". Regular fruit needs to take some UX lessons from those guys
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Tom Walker
tomw@mastodon.socialGetting some annoyed responses to this. Look it's up to you if you don't want to take UX seriously, but you can't expect fruit to reach a mainstream audience if you don't solve the onboarding issues
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@deskJet95 @tomw
Durian. The Metal Machine Music of fruit.
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@deskJet95 @tomw now I'm craving it
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Elias Mårtenson
loke@functional.cafe@tomw it gets worse. Have you heard about the tomato? How am I to know what is compatible with what?
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salguod, man 🍂🍁 lazysupper
lazysupper@famichiki.jp@tomw There's a Jamba Juice joke in here somewhere.
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@tomw don't forget tomatoes 🍅
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Ronnie Facelift McDarby
FaceliftMcDarby@mastodon.social@tomw Citrus, berries, Tree fruits, Vine fruits
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