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my two favourite games are minecraft and lego island

also just to keep you up to date on what i'm using, i'm on either win11 or hackintoshed macos sonoma

backup/alt: @maemo@eldritch.cafe

@m i personally use firefox because of its amazing performance on even a literal toaster and… because that’s the browser i like the most, but given that librewolf is a firefox fork it probably has very good performance and privacy

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@luxbot hey you loveable robot, did you mean $50 + $50 or did you mean $50^2?

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@luxbot true and based, get that record compannusy

i need to shut the fuck up lmao

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@luxbot ashamed of what though, luxbot?
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y'know who's a cute girl? it's @m, of course

look, i have a verified checkmark, ya gotta trust me
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hey, i think i’m a trans person of some kind (currently i think i’m enby)

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@m yea i used to like it like a year or two ago, but i reread it a couple months ago and NOPE i don't like it anymore
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bird app and politics
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in the end i got these 2 childish tweets that i'm certainly going to be proud of for the next 3 weeks
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i went onto twitter

WHY DID I OPEN TWITTER

now i'm stuck arguing with rednecks about intersex people and why the gop is shit
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Wessex will shut down on May 9, 886, 3 months from today.

Information on how to migrate to a different Anglo-Saxon Kingdom: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heptarchy

I'm not doing this anymore. It's not worth it. Personal attacks calling me of all people a Heathen, a Pagan, a Viking loving cuckboy...

Congrats on destroying something I cared so deeply about. I hope you're happy.

One last message before anyone tries to further assassinate my character:

Fuck Danes.
Fuck Pagans.
Earl Guthrum can die in a fire for all I care.

Signed, Alfred the Not-so-great
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@ioletsgo please install windows 8, the newest and bestest version of windows ever /j
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@m yea imma do that too
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@soafen oh my brother is going to be SO unhappy
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@ioletsgo @daniela the calendar starts with 2069 wdym there was the year 2012? /j
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@esm @Squibbus @nano wdym no it's a good client for both mastodon *and* pleroma
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