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♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 16 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

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~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before

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I typed y into google by accident and then accidentally discovered the Alphabet of Google, so here is the first result of googling every letter
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A: A - Wikipedia
B: Cardi B - Instagram
C: C (programming language) - Wikipedia
D: Vitamin D - National Institutes of Health
E: E! News - E! Online
F: Facebook
G: Google
H: H - Wikipedia
I: Instagram
J: J.Crew: Clothes, Shoes & Accessories
K: The K Mail Order Department (some type of music label? not sure)
L: L - Wikipedia
M: M. Ward (apparently a singer-songwriter)
N: Netflix
O: O*NET OnLine (US Department of Labor website for jobs??)
P: P!nk - Facebook
Q: LIVE Q OR DIE (guns??)
R: The R Project for Statistical Computing
S: Astrid S - YouTube (Norwegian singer-songwriter)
T: T-Mobile
U: YouTube
V: V 'Winter Ahead' - YouTube (South Korean singer-songwriter, but specifically one of his songs)
W: Koffee - W - YouTube (W is a song title)
X: well you already know this one
Y: YouTube
Z: Z (2019) - IMDB (horror film)

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All colors of bananas from Donkey Kong 64 can be found in real life. Note that real-life blue and purple bananas only have a subtle coloration and are either unripe or inedible; beware of false images of cartoonishly saturated bananas spread online.

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Huh. I wonder how sighted people like it.

If you get it, boost it.

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they call me the cat. and they’re righ

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An obscure feature in Super Mario Maker 2 is "Chain Chomp Stack Solidarity". A Chain Chomp will attack other Chain Chomps, but will refuse to harm those it was stacked with. Even if the stack is completely separated, the Chain Chomp will remember its friends and not harm them.

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this is horror

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“Saying ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you’ to ChatGPT is costing OpenAI milions of dollars”

And they said you can’t defeat evil with kindness

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the agaric system

stuck in church-posting
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this woman is SO LOUD
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gn everyone!!
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the agaric system

marijuana
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easter and 420 day are happening on the same day. weed egg
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I'm literally a dude and a boy

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face reveal
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getting patted for an hour straight is veyr awesome i thihnk,

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anyone want to see the worst baseball park ever conceived

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my FFUCKING BRAIN

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