yeah mate this bass throbs. real girth to it. i feel like i could screw it up into a ball and kick it through a wall. i'm going to hit you in the head with it like a sladgehammer

it’s called a pumpkin because you pump your kin into it

lmaooo Starmer got glitter bombed

The urge to write:

• a game
• a fedi server from scratch
• a game engine
• a compiler
• a driver
• a kernel
• an operating system
• a horror beyond human comprehension
• an eldritch beast
• a device to harness the Sun’s energy
• a type II civilization scale stellar engine
• a simulation of a sub-universe
• a fedi server from scratch in that sub-universe

ラネアの新しいキービジュアルです！
今衣装違うけど

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windows 12 is just gonna be linux running microsoft edge, a bullshit ai assistant, and nothing else. all legacy apps will run in a sketchy online “classic windows emulator” and the entire UI will be web based.

following the backlash, windows 13 will be CLI only, and the cycle will begin anew.

meanwhile, mac os xi will have only one feature: displaying a pretty photograph of a mountain, rendered so inefficiently and in so much detail it takes the whole capacity of a top-of-the-line GPU. all apps will no longer be supported. hardware will be supported for 5 years of new photos every month before you have to buy a new macbook for $100,000.

before reaching 7.0, the linux kernel will split into 20 completely separate lineages, each with 10 total developers who are themselves their only users. GNOME only supports one of them. KDE is mostly buttons.

My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:

1. Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.

2. Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.

3. Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.

4. All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.

5. Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.

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source: https://twitter.com/SugarUwU9/status/1477043119115931650

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