The urge to write:
windows 12 is just gonna be linux running microsoft edge, a bullshit ai assistant, and nothing else. all legacy apps will run in a sketchy online “classic windows emulator” and the entire UI will be web based.
following the backlash, windows 13 will be CLI only, and the cycle will begin anew.
meanwhile, mac os xi will have only one feature: displaying a pretty photograph of a mountain, rendered so inefficiently and in so much detail it takes the whole capacity of a top-of-the-line GPU. all apps will no longer be supported. hardware will be supported for 5 years of new photos every month before you have to buy a new macbook for $100,000.
before reaching 7.0, the linux kernel will split into 20 completely separate lineages, each with 10 total developers who are themselves their only users. GNOME only supports one of them. KDE is mostly buttons.
My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:
1. Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.
2. Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.
3. Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.
4. All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.
5. Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.
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Me: *trying to type ‘built-in wifi”
Autocorrect: built I’m wife?
Me: No
Autocorrect: built-in waifu
Me: No!
Gonna learn how to ride a motorcycle so I have an excuse to wear body armor when we're in public
it would be nice if it were actually as easy to contribute to free/open source software as the developers and maintainers of such software claim it is
but meritocracy is a lie, and bullshit policies and procedures (see: “real name” policy) scare away minorities who might otherwise do important work
"No more stolen sisters"
Indigenous anarcho-communist poster spotted in Los Angeles
every single time someone says "USB-C is the worst connector ever" this is the first thing I immediately think of
Them: "Transhumanism will only be accessible to the rich"
Me: "OK, then let's abolish capitalism and make transhumanism accessible to all"
Them: "No wait that's not what I meant"