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normally @username but trying something different :3
i'm 18, from south-ish england (living in north-ish england), and do programming stuff sometimes.

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account not used anymore, see pinned post!!!
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Programmers fallacies about postcodes:
- A postcode covers a small geographic area
- A postcode is good enough to locate an end user for generating location suggestions
- A postcode will be in a single timezone
- A postcode only has a single state
- A postcode has no exclaves/enclaves

I would like you to meet 0872. Australia's largest postcode (I think), covers 3 states, has two cut outs (Warbuton and Alice Springs), and even still some mail outside of this area is routed via 0872

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uni, complaining, really not interesting
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turned off my alarm instead of putting it on sleep. slept through four lectures. now trying to decide what to do with my day.

anyway, good morning ๐Ÿฅด
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lukewarm take
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wish apps like tusky supported quote posts, even if they turn them off for masto users
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I HAVE AN SSD FROM THE SONIC DRIVE IN

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boring eepy thoughts
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can my bus card get here already, want to ride the tram soooo bad (without paying like ยฃ3.00 for a ticket)
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?, suggestive
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Sorry babe, the PowerPC Nintendo IBM shirt stays ON during sex

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i know what you are :3

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kinda sleepy, might make some tea ^-^
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just found out about giant puffball mushrooms

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often neglected are the boymedian and boymean

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whenever i hear boymode or girlmode all i think of is emacs
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just typed :bottom trying to find the ๐Ÿฅบ emoji ๐Ÿฅด
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oh? ur "forking" the software? why not "spooning"? why not cuddling

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ukpol
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hi can our government just stop doing government stuff for a while I think that'd be better than whatever the hell they're doing right now
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i had someone tell me earlier on that my "brand" was good

and i was just like

I HAVE A BRAND?!?!?!?!

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fun fact: glass created through the head and pressure of an atomic bomb being applied to sand is called trinitite, named after the trinity test where it was first observed

hr_redlinehehe silly string
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"what? oh no, sorry, I'm not trans - the T in tgirl stands for 'troll'"

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They need to invent a new kind of outdoors where bugs canโ€™t bite you

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