“My son turned out fine”
“Your fox is crying ma’am”

we have to survive because it will be really funny having all the nerds have a weird nerd new years party when unix time finally explodes

DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED

YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED NEUROTRANSMITTERS

Today I found out that google docs infects html exports with spyware, no scripts, but links in your document are replaced with invisible google tracking redirects. I was using their software because a friend wanted me to work with him on a google doc, he is a pretty big fan of their software, but we were both somehow absolutely shocked that they would go that far.

This website is begrudgingly generated by the use of software

We live in a Wet-Dry World

#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonart #splatoonfanart #fanart #vectorart #nintendoswitch #supermario64 #wetdryworld

pes 2011 letting you use miis is actually really fucking funny i think the announcer saying "a supreme shot" when my buddy kim got a goal is just the best actually

i always found the PES games kinda funny because they didn't have licensing for any Real teams except a few (no broad league licenses like FIFA got) so you'd end up with Manchester United versus "Man Blue"

Go ahead, update your PS3.

from tumblrsite

idk how to get this across to people but i actually have a right to human flesh and blood due to medical, dietary, and religious reasons. it's actually ableist and lesbophobic to not let me eat you or drink your blood

Making Trilby, a Fedora variant that's exactly the same except man pages are now mansplain pages and have "m'lady" randomly inserted in them

Be aware of the pipeline

Linux needs OpenBSD’s pledge syscall. What is pledge exactly? Well let me tell you! The pledge syscall on OpenBSD is used to drop privileges from processes. Say you’re writing an application for OpenBSD, what you can do is “pledge” to only use certain resources, such as pledging to only use the read syscall. What happens then, is lets say someone finds a RCE in your your software, it won’t work! Because the program has not pledged to allow execution, the kernel will immidiately kill the process with a SIGABRT signal. It’s such a simple yet elegant zero trust security idea.

random shitpost of the day:

send one of these to your best friend and the other to your worst enemy and don’t tell them which one is which

me on a daily basis

can this be illegal

can't stop thinking about this

arch linux: move fast and break things
nixos: move fast with stable infra
debian: don't move
gentoo: movecc
ubuntu: move fast and snyap things
fedora: m'lady
kylin: mao fast and zedong things