magazine-cover girls aren’t even that hot like what is wrong with everyone.

cute girls have imperfections. a mole, a tooth gap, a flab, a scar somewhere. something to remind you that she’s a lovable person and not some boring-ass roman statue lmao.

this is also why i think freckles are cheating, y’all playing on easy mode with cheat codes.

@vamanimal my stupid brain is obsessed with my imperfections and won’t stop :(

@julia my stupid brain is obsessed with YOUR imperfections, don’t stop <3

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buttttttttt they make me look less prettym,,,,,,,,,

@julia julia, i mean this in the sweetest, most loving way possible:

this is the most bullshit in a single post i’ve seen from you <33333333

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@vamanimal what if the girl is just one big imperfection, hm?

@julia julia your imperfections are EXACTLY what makes you so cute and makes me melt whenever i see you, how many times do i have to vocally hyperfixate on them for ya to get the point <3

(god ur mole,,,😭)

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@vamanimal @julia omg but have you seen her smile? its so fucking adorable!! i genuinely cannot get over it 😭

@vamanimal as someone with a lot of sunspots on myself, this felt really good to read

@vamanimal I'm genuinely baffled by the fact that society holds these photoshoped supermodels as paragons of beauty, they just look uncanny and kind of grotesque to me, like something an AI would spit out rather than real people

@vamanimal I know it’s a typo but I want to call something a “toot gap” now this is great

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@vamanimal this is why I've always loved Kendrick rapping "Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor. Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks". Real people have beautiful imperfections! That's what makes us human! I can't imagine wanting the fake idealizations of real, imperfect, people that we're fed in media.

if you are a mother who has a good relationship with your children, you are probably their definition of beauty. and their opinions should eclipse all those who look at you without seeing you, because nobody sees more than they do.

@vamanimal ok but i dont want them

@vamanimal romanic statues had more character than any modern magazine, you may be thinking of neo-classic

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This is how I’ve always seen other people, but never how I’ve seen myself…

@vamanimal PREACH

I see the models on womens magazines and I always feel somewhat confused as to why that's the beauty standard, like they're not even remotely attractive to me

@vamanimal Even Roman statues had fat rolls.

@sterophonick What do you mean 100 different women with the exact same sun-dried bowling-pin-ass body shape in different skin tones aren’t the be-all end-all of beauty?