Low Quality Facts
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What are the chances?
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australopithecus
australopithecus@mastodon.social@lowqualityfacts The chances are actually 200%; Lincoln was secretly an immortal, and went into hiding for a while after the Ford theater incident, receiving face-altering surgery to keep his secret. He later resurfaced and got re-elected to president under a new identity, only to be shot a second time.
Taking that as a sign, he's since retired from politics to live off the grid in a log cabin deep in rural Appalachia, where he likes to sometimes dress up in a hand-made bigfoot suit.
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coral castle
welcome to coral castle, a chill community sailing on the fediverse. we strive to be a safe, left-leaning, queer-friendly, communitarian space for all kinds of folk. before joining, make sure to read our community guidelines.
community guidelines
- you must be over 14 years old to join. coral castle's servers are hosted in chile, and under article 19,628 of the laws of chile, we are unauthorized to collect data from people under 14.
- do not spam or raid. the fediverse is not your space to intoxicate.
- nsfw/nsfl content must be marked as sensitive. coral castle is built to be used as a casual instance, and as such should be accessible anywhere.
- hate speech, paraphilia, and harassment will get you banned. having basic human decency is key anywhere. whether it is in real life or on the internet, don't be a jerk.
- keep things legal. this includes pirated content, since we want to keep a good relationship across fediverse servers. posting CSAM is strictly forbidden and will result in legal action.
moderation policies
the sanctions for local users will be relative to the gravity of their infringements, varying from simply deleting the offending material, to warning the user through a three-strike system, to immediately banning the offending user.
if you're an instance administrator and you think your instance was sanctioned by mistake, feel free to appeal by emailing me at lux@nixgoat.me
special thanks
to our donators, for helping keep this instance up:
also, to the following organizations: