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AppleAmps

Amps

One time I dated a girl who was a huuuuuuge bitch but also cared really deeply for adult animated sitcoms, and like, there's no way in hell I'd message her after all this time, I lost her number a while ago, but. but. It would be so nice to have someone to talk to about Smiling Friends.
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AppleAmps

Amps

If any of you think you've been desperate I'll have you know I've dated a woman that thought "watching American Dad at full volume next to you" was a worthwhile equivalent to physical intimacy.

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kingdomcome@solarpunk.moe

agender unity enjoyer

Reply to @AppleAmps

@AppleAmps I'm so sorry Amps but also this is so funny.......

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AppleAmps

Amps

Reply to @kingdomcome@solarpunk.moe
@kingdomcome
She laughed at like, every joke, every cutaway gag, full guffaw. I've dated some truly kooky characters but that shit was something else.
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AppleAmps

Amps

Reply to @AppleAmps
@kingdomcome
Highkey very funny though, of course.
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kingdomcome@solarpunk.moe

agender unity enjoyer

Reply to @AppleAmps

@AppleAmps Honestly endearing she thoroughly enjoyed every second of that show. Good for her!

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AppleAmps

Amps

Reply to @kingdomcome@solarpunk.moe
@kingdomcome
Yeah! Earnestly enjoying things is one of the most beautiful traits one can have. Sucks that she paired that with all her *other* traits, but y'know.
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AppleAmps

Amps

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@MossGrowsOnNormanRuins
You go girl, next time for sure.
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lena@brain.worm.pink

Lena

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@AppleAmps how come none of my exes understand true art. funniest shit ever could be on and they still rather we likr have sex?or something i dont even know what they want.i just dont get it but everyone hates me.this is how 100 relationships ended
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