"we're going to use reverse psychiatry on him."
"i think you mean reverse psychology."
i turn on the serotonin sucking machine and start calibrating it. "i said what i said."
Yesterday:
In the morning I discover there is cat vomit at the bottom of the stairs. I proceed to avoid the basement all day while I feel guilty about not cleaning it up. But try as I might, I cannot talk myself into dealing with the grossness.
Spouse comes home late in the evening and goes downstairs. He comes up & asks "were you trapped up here today? I cleaned up the cat vomit, so it's safe downstairs now."
True love.
Adults in Britain can no longer type 5318008
into their calculator unless they send a copy of their ID to Casio to verify their age.
This IOCCC winner entry (International Obfuscated C Code Contest) made me smile. The code draws the current moon phase to the console.
you might be able to kick me out of that linux conference but you won’t be able to unfuck.sh that audio setup
Telling too many fun facts and the family stops thinking they’re fun and starts getting concerned about the increasingly large amount of information I know about salmon reproduction