the amazon description for this 4 inch tungsten cube is the best thing ive seen tonight

a perfect complement to our smaller sized tungsten cubes. heaviest cube on the internet? we thought no one would buy our 3 inch tungsten cube. we were so, so wrong.

I was shopping for tungsten cubes a while ago (don't ask why), and saw this
It's great

dedicating this thread to tungsten cubes on amazon

thank u for the input christopher k

diana's husband

the other reviews on this account are real so there's like a 60% chance this is serious

NOT PURE TUNGSTEN

@larsfrommars

Very affordable yes

a half inch cube is not enough tungsten for any man

@usernameswift @larsfrommars saved me so much effort by recommending i buy two at once

thought it would have more presence

perfect for my use.

@username9431 @larsfrommars is that free shipping with prime?

@larsfrommars i'm sure my baby will love it 🥰

@larsfrommars Just make your floor out of tungsten

a lot of toxic masculinity in the tungsten cube world

my son loves this little cube

the best one yet

@larsfrommars honestly kind of desire a 41 lb four inch cube now. It would be like holding a glitch

@larsfrommars do amazon do refunds on the 3 inch tungsten cube? can i try holding the cube and send it back?

it works

it weighs as much as 9 to 10 average size bananas

he literally always has it on him

@larsfrommars boyfriend who has a 4" titanium cube 🥺

RE: https://toot.garden/users/larsfrommars/statuses/111213774279554330

what

met and exceeded all expectations!

just too magical

doesn't require batteries

@larsfrommars properties: heavy

beautiful specimen

used this as a great counterweight for my oculus quest

my son is so happy with his tungsten cube

you'll want to fondle this!

@larsfrommars the company that makes the cubes is like half an hour away from me and i might call to see if they’re open to the public

@hannah omg

it started him on the road to collecting cubes

for the most part the serious reviews are funnier than the parody ones but this is the one good one

this is the best cube of any material i have ever bought

@larsfrommars they should pay you for marketing bc you're making dozens of fedi users want to buy the tungsten cube

@Seirdy this is gonna be the new trans stereotype

fantastic gift for all the crypto fans in your life

not sure how i managed 50 years without this

item as described

HILARIOUS

end of thread. feel free to contribute more

@larsfrommars@toot.garden anomalous object

@larsfrommars you have created fedi lore. out with the trademarked plushies from an unethical furniture company, in with the tungsten cubes.

@larsfrommars after reading this thread I have been filled with the desire for tungsten cube thank you

@hannah @larsfrommars you could probably save a lot on shipping if you could pick it up directly from them yourself.

@bunny_jane @hannah gotta make sure to lift with the knees though

@bunny_jane @larsfrommars tbh my surgeon probably doesnt want me heaving tungsten cubes yet

@larsfrommars the Companion Cube is real

@larsfrommars can i eat it

@larsfrommars ok but why are these so expensive? is tungsten particularly rare or something idfk

@larsfrommars @mjdxp as an owner of one of these, they were the peak "dumb shit" buy of cryptobros during the peak a couple years back. The bigger/expensive ones especially.

and then we queer folk found it. it's a cult of the cube. it forms instantly upon knowing of the cube.

and listen i may be dumb but this cube is funny. funny little guy. weighty boy. Like comically heavy.

@larsfrommars i love tungsten cube

@larsfrommars hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up tungsten cube

@larsfrommars

@larsfrommars update: they are not

@hannah @larsfrommars well my day is ruined

@hannah not without direct action

@larsfrommars tungsten, you say?