WHAT'S UP, XENOFEM.ME?
Today is a different day. You know it, I know it, and that Toyota 4Runner in the attached image knows it. You might be asking yourself, "Why are things different today?" Well, let me lay it down for you, in the only way we know how - straight, unfiltered, and TO THE POINT.
It's time we address the pink elephant in the room, or should I say, the 'frotting' on the timeline?
Please, let's lay down the facts: THIS IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL FROTTING ANNOUNCEMENT BOARD.
Yes, we're all adults here, we know what goes on in the world, but there's a certain social etiquette that seems to have been forgotten. Just as you wouldn't shout about your intimate exploits from the rooftops, the same goes for our beloved instance. This ain't the place for that.
SO, REPEAT AFTER ME - NO MORE FROTTING ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Again! Not sure why some folks believe the whole instance needs a play-by-play of their frotting escapades. What, you expect a round of applause? A high five? Buddy, we’re not even gonna touch that one... literally.