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software developer, student

main: @lux@nixgoat.me

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sorry y'all but south park is a boring show
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subway surfers overstimulation
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welcome to hell

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Iā€™M CRYING

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gotta say TX2 gets a lot of shit despite not being a bad artist. i mean he has not peaked but let him cook
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you were cringe? haha, i was so cringe when i switched schools in 2018 i said on my class introduction "somebody toucha my spaghet". get owned nerd, i'm the cringe queen here
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omg he found water??!

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A friend just sent me a picture of the laundry detergent she's got at home... a nice IRL easter egg

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bitch so nerdy i should start kinning alphys
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nothing like twin peaks while working on a rust project
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holy shit i need to rewatch shrek i'm connecting some fucking dots in my head
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Media in my Downloads folder steamhappy

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sorry for the downtime everyone! server froze and i was busy and out
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windows users really paying like 100$ for an unusable operating system meanwhile with linux you don't need to pay anything for an unusable operating system šŸ˜Ž
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I can write erotica. I can write it real good. Watch this:

"Miss science lady drank the science juice with a wet chug. 'I'm going to become extremely sexy now!' she declared, which she then did rather quickly."

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Cave Johnson here. Now I've been hearing some concerns over the number of genders we're producing here at Aperture. Bean counters say there's no money in making more than 2 genders. Well you know what I say to that? That's right, make even more of them! Every time someone tells me we're making too many genders we crank up the production. At this rate we're gonna hit hundreds of genders per day. How do you like them apples?

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i love how old nokias recommended you to unplug the phone to save power after they were done charging. i can't think of any modern phone manufacturers who show a similar suggestion
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