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normally @username but trying something different :3
i'm 18, from south-ish england (living in north-ish england), and do programming stuff sometimes.

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username9431

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Reply to @daviddd
lewd, incorrect
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@daviddd tops are people who use 😈 and bottoms use 🥺. hope this helps! (/s)
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Reply to @slips@glub.slipfox.xyz
@slips had that problem with cum blocking documentation :3
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Reply to @mynotaurus@masto.ai
stupid problem
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@mynotaurus @YemmieArts ours is complicated like that as well but we have no mail room so I have to give delivery drivers turn by turn instructions on the phone or go run and find them 😭
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do they still make MP3 players
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there's this one corner i found with a taco bell and dunkin' donuts next to each other. feels like a little slice of america.
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Edited 1 year ago
death, worry
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looking though product recalls is actually terrifying. obviously most of it doesn't affect me (i'm not a baby) but jesus knowing that my things could be genuinly dangerous without me knowing. i could have missed a recall. or the defect just hasn't been noticed by enough people yet. and i just wouldn't know.

seeing things like "this entire series of gas stoves emits fatal amounts of carbon monoxide, stop using *immediatly*. if you've sold this products contact us NOW so we can track down who you sold it to" is. just.

or when they casually drop in the number of babies that a product has killed. and it's not some random off brand thing but something produced by a "respectable" company.

like am i really safe?
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fire/safety mention
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"we care about your safety very much, which is why we are telling you we forgot to check these products for flammability before selling them (and they fail the tests) (but we care about you so don't worry)"
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looking through their product recalls and... wow. this is a £300 baby monitor that can no longer monitor babies.
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really confused about who named this color and what they were thinking
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natty@astolfo.social

pancake butterfly_​neofox_lesbian

I wish the uni hackerspace was any amount of queer

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allie 🌺

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and yes I know I can go get a coffee but it's so so much more expensive than water and instant coffee with a lil milk and sugar
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allie 🌺

also this is like the most stupid thing ever but I miss having an ice cube tray so much. iced coffee was like my only source of caffeine out the house.
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six hours ago I was like "damn I am so fucking exhausted but it's fine I'll go to bed early and catch up on sleep" and yeah. here i am now. definitely not catching up on sleep :3
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wanna go get food but it's 1:20 and i don't want to fuck up my sleep more than it is already
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ipg@wetdry.world

Emma (IPG)

i am average british woman i work fifteen hours in tim sweeney bug mine to buy one xbox three sixty

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nil@furry.engineer

nil demisexual_flag

thank you, nintendo of america (this is fake i made it myself)

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carsposting
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lmao they can't remove the bomb because it uses those anti tamper screws
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allie 🌺

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re: more carsposting, caps
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hahahahah they played the wilhelm
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allie 🌺

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re: more carsposting, caps
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i swear i saw the underground logo for like a frame
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Edited 1 year ago
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WHY ARE THERE BUSES WHO DO THEY CARRY?????
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