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(profile pic is a red toaster with bread in it)

just a toaster on the internet, trying to be the best they can be!
please tell me if i say or do anything wrong

feel free to send a follow request! i'll accept if ya seem cool, just know that i boost a lot

i put alt text on my posts, but may boost some without it. sorry about that!

i also try my best to keep my posts and boosts properly cw-ed. please let me know if something slips through

#noai #nobot (sentient ones are fine here dw)

the .social accounts are only there because i haven't gotten around to migrating them yet

zaki is rebuilding their follows

did plasmatrap just die

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They called itch.io’s mom?????

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Itch is down

If you have a domain through "iwantmyname" make sure to transfer to someone else lol
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Demon Queen Lucretia 2025 Edition

@renkotsuban abolish Funko Pop
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[roblox limited] au [#49a7f3]

and if you get me to 250, i'll edge it into being a yaoi shipfic
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[roblox limited] au [#49a7f3]

if this account gets 200 followers, i'll write a bad undertale fanfic
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Sharkey - Official Account

Hello everyone, the Sharkey project has been quiet due to our ongoing efforts to patch major security vulnerabilities in coordination with Firefish, Iceshrimp.js, and upstream Misskey. On Wednesday, November 20th, 2024, our efforts will be finalized with a security release for all affected projects. It is of upmost importance to update your instance(s) to the latest version if you utilize any of the aforementioned software once the patches are released.

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This is an experiment. Please boost.

http://mastoddosnt.ddns.net/

Here's the idea: This post is going first to my followers, then, if they boost it, to other people. This domain has been registered for only this experiment. I should see in my web server's logs when mastodon instances start crawling the site for info. Then maybe also some curious humans.

I just want to play with my monitoring a bit :)

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Good morning and happy monday if you celebrate it.

This post was made with the authorisation of the Government of Yastoria and the glorious leader @yassie_j, based on 21 Consolidated Federal Regulations of Yastoria 139.150.

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boost this to mess with me and my pi :3c

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hey fedi can u kill alex’s pi pweeaasee

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this instance is hosted on a raspberry pi 4 through wifi btw :3c

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yelling "FORCEFEM HIM" like im a wrestling commentator
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plea for help, sui
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Is there anyone near the Frankfurt airport who can come see me? I'm on the verge of killing myself and I have no one and I need help and reassurance
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how bad can your website be if it lags terribly on my 1k flagship with a Snapdragon 8 Gen 2, Samsung blobcatsipglare

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social networking has so much more potential than this. you could follow 8000 accounts and mute a different set of 99% each day, giving you new daily targets to fixate on. but no platform does this by default
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zaki is rebuilding their follows

(furry) nsfw implied, shitpost
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you know you’re a degenerate furry if you see a different meaning in this

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lyrics
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whenever i see girls and boys selling lanterns on the streets

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