Trying to ask one my aunts (her flat is down the street from mine) if I could come over to see her cat, but I said “[can I come over to… Look at…] the cat?” Because I forgot the word for “cat” in Bengali.

Then she said “[you want to look at] my cards?” confused. Then I was like “no… No… [I want to see…] meow!! Meow!!”.

So yes, at a formal function, I meowed at someone.

Akkoma users make up 0.2% of the Network, and yet contribute the vast majority of shitposts.

How is this fair — we do all the work, while the rest of the Network reaps the benefits? Akkoma users provide for all others, and yet get little in return.

This exploitation of our people needs to stop.

2025 is the year of Yaseen visiting an EU state

Would anyone in Germany be interested in a GTX 1060 (the crappy 3GB variant)? I have no need for it as I use something better as a secondary test GPU.

HEY. to anyone who posts on youtube: please turn this off. i don't have to explain why

okay so is it my isp or cloudflare truly fucking me over? (or could it be both?)

did plasmatrap just die

They called itch.io’s mom?????

fops

Hello everyone, the Sharkey project has been quiet due to our ongoing efforts to patch major security vulnerabilities in coordination with Firefish, Iceshrimp.js, and upstream Misskey. On Wednesday, November 20th, 2024, our efforts will be finalized with a security release for all affected projects. It is of upmost importance to update your instance(s) to the latest version if you utilize any of the aforementioned software once the patches are released.

This is an experiment. Please boost.

http://mastoddosnt.ddns.net/

Here's the idea: This post is going first to my followers, then, if they boost it, to other people. This domain has been registered for only this experiment. I should see in my web server's logs when mastodon instances start crawling the site for info. Then maybe also some curious humans.

I just want to play with my monitoring a bit :)