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playing dnd with yall has gotta be a fucking nightmare

like say we encounter some sirens, there’ll be one offering hot pockets, 2 offering folks’ favorite cereals, 2 literally just showing off their bare feet and 5 openly offering to make our deaths slow and painful

and thatd be the end of the campaign, whole party dead

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@coolbean thinking about this post harder, do sirens like, even have feet
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@coolbean ok so older depictions of sirens were not always mermaids and uh, wow. look at those feet.

somehow im pretty sure this would still work on some of the fediverse
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@kopopp yeaaa the part chicken aspect is a bit odd

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