you know how matpat brought the pope a copy of undertale?
could someone bring him a copy of linux or something?
I want to get the Pope into open source, so that he can petition god to open source humans. I got a lot of patches I need to make

@foone look, we all want a tail.

@foone how would the Human Genome Project fit into all of this

@ioletsgo @foone reverse engineering attempt?

@ozzelot yeah I'm a pope too

this isn't even about that flag in my name! I have other things I want to fix first

@shroomie @foone maybe

@shroomie @ioletsgo yeah!

and speaking as a reverse engineer, you have NO IDEA how often I've considered studying medicine instead. I can hack software and hardware all day, why can't I hack wetware?

@foone @shroomie if Martine Rothblatt can do it why can't you?

@foone @shroomie (if you don't know about her, she's really cool. Went from co-founding sirius-XM to curing a previously incurable disease all while being trans)

there has been a lot of reverse engineering attempts so far, but the source would be so handy to have.

also speaking as a reverse engineer... you have no idea how often I've wanted to go into medical research.

because I can hack software and hardware all day! why can't I hack wetware?

@ioletsgo @foone (awesome!)

@ioletsgo @shroomie she has the funds from being a co-founder of sirius-xm! I don't!

give me a couple million dollars and I'll hack the fuck out of my body

@foone @shroomie who wouldn't, Amen 🙏

@foone ahhh so eugenics!

@nsa no, I don't want the next generation to be "better".
I, personally, want to be DIFFERENT

@foone As someone who worked in life sciences I can tell you 90% of all research nowadays is "in-silico". So same shit, bits in bits out. Gone are the days of injecting random shit on people and see what happens.

@istar I inject stuff once a week and so far all it's done is give me some tits.

@foone the open?

@anselmschueler whoops. I mean "get the pope into open source". fixed.

@foone Can you patch in a big kitty tail?

@jackemled frankly if I did figure out how to hack the human body and DIDN'T do tails and animal ears, I think the entire furry internet would be justified in assassinating me.

@foone Humans are already open source. Anyone can cut a human open and see what's inside. Problem is no one can understand the source code.

Also, Big Government™ says disassembling someone just to study their insides is "murder" and won't let you do it.