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♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 16 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

pluralkit: https://pk.mt/s/qhehl

~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before

♥ mwah ♥
partners with idk anymore
♥ mwah ♥

In the Super Mario Galaxy games, the staff credits text is always loaded into RAM despite not being needed until the ending. While horribly inefficient, this is inadvertently heartwarming as the games appear to honor their creators by keeping them in memory at all times.

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[babaKatt] Fanged Menace ironFront​​enbyCrossbow​​sparkles2

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You can just not "upgrade" to Windows 11.

Linux will work with your games now. Seriously.

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I read this is a london tradition too
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I'm convinced that Steam Support should replace the ENTIRE government, like FORGET Congress, just let Steam RUN the country. You hit them up and it's like they already KNOW the issue.
Account stolen? Password changed? BOOM fixed! It feels like they got an ELITE squad waiting on standby just for YOU.
Look at EVERY other company's customer support, it's USELESS!

Google? "Try resetting your password?"
Amazon? "Have you tried turning it off and back on?"
Bro I'm literally LOGGED out of my account and you're giving me the SAME advice my GRANDMA gives the TV.

Meanwhile, Steam Support be like: "bet give us 5 minutes". Next thing you know they TRACK down the hacker, RESET your account, and HAND deliver it back to you like they're SEAL Team Six.
Steam Support does more in ONE hour than BILLION dollar companies do in a DECADE. At this point, just let them run HEALTHCARE, fix the ROADS, balance the ECONOMY. They'd probably SPEEDRUN it too

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The two party system
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talking about small dick energy and Napoleon syndrome is fucked up

because like sure someone who is insecure about their masculinity can be toxic as shit

but what the fuck like

"someone is insecure about their masculinity so i'm going to call their masculinity into question based on physical attributes they can't control and also then as collateral call into question the masculinity of others who are smaller as well" is one fucked vicious cycle

stop

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News about Greta Thunberg and Israel
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https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10/4/greta-thunberg-mistreated-by-israeli-forces-in-detention-activists-say

"Greta Thunberg and 400 other people tortured in an Israeli black site" wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, to be honest. Jesus Christ.
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[babaKatt] Fanged Menace ironFront​​enbyCrossbow​​sparkles2

TIL: Roman numeral 8 written as "IIX" is historically equally valid as "VIII"

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hello to all the creatures out there! today i am letting the reader pick a name for my next geometry dash level! no, im not showing what it looks like, but i will say that it is a 1.0 style medium demon with an emphasis on gameplay, no fancy deco like my last level. and no, i will only pick between these names (unless a really good and silly idea is suggested)
to summarize: name my next geometry dash level please :3

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100% gimbal lock
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Due to the unique way Super Mario Bros. stores its maps, its level designers were at the mercy of the decorative hills and bushes when placing bottomless pits. While the pits can be placed freely, the decorations are non-negotiable and dictate the level design.

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The developers of Mario's Early Years for DOS customized the game for three of their children. Inputting hidden codes at the start of the game can launch it in a personalized "Marissa", "Ali" and "Josh" mode whereby the in-game voices address the child by name.

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The UK is still trying to backdoor E2EE communications and files in Apple’s iCloud suite of services. This time, they want it only for UK users, but that doesn’t change anything.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/10/uk-still-trying-backdoor-encryption-apple-users

#Privacy #UK

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Sat waiting for a flight. Next to me is a marketing/ad agency person on their laptop in the "Zootopia x Energizer" SharePoint.

I didn't sign no NDA

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its a tired of my parents type day

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[babaKatt] Fanged Menace ironFront​​enbyCrossbow​​sparkles2

It's spoopy month blobCatPumpkin catGhost

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the agaric system

guys it’s funny skeleton month!!!!!

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Is there a word for a non-sexual pervert? Like someone who likes romance a bit too much.
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