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witch who insists she’s good to her dollies. she really believes it too
remembering when my pastor uncle was complaining that “people nowadays just want to hear me talk about how sinners are going to hell instead of focusing on God”
after almost 3 years of work and hesitation ive started writing my story! this storytelling shit is so easy
i fell asleep on the floor earlier. like a dumbass dog
Friendly, open ended offer:
I used to work at Starbucks. I know exactly how they make every drink. If you ever want an at-home dupe, let me know what one and I probably know how to make it. If not, I guarantee I can figure it out easily enough. Screw Starbucks and their union busting and various other issues, save yourself a few bucks.
For instance: Their mocha is literally just hot cocoa mix with a pinch of salt, and a little extra sugar, mixed with water. Use a hot cocoa packet, add just enough milk to make it into a thinned paste/thick syrup, and add coffee (instant coffee absolutely works for this) and hot milk. It'll taste better and you can get hot cocoa packs that'll work at a dollar tree for 2 for a buck.



i wonder if there are any elevator foamers. like, there has to be someout there who goes to random ass buildings just to marvel at the elevators, right?
] Fanged Menace
Keep seeing memes from younglings that looks a lot like the ones your grandma would post on Facebook.
Like instead of Minons, posting popular character of the month, but with no context to a joke or meme format.
In the Mario Party series, an item's name was changed from "Cursed Dice Block" to "Creepy Dice Block". While it may appear to be an unnecessary change to make it more "family-friendly", it is actually an effective localization of the original Japanese name's double meaning.