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It's been kinda wild to see PirateSoftware become a lolcow after being like, semi-respected for so long. He's capitalist-realist WingsOfRedemption.
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the agaric system

i wish i knew how to do ergonomics. like my entire life, my desk has always been a little bit wrong
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In Super Mario Maker 2, the Dry Bones Shell has mysterious "fate-sealing" properties. As long as Mario wears it, the RNG is locked in place, so that events that should have an unpredictable outcome play out the exact same way every time.

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(Also even *if* they made you look cool that gets immediately undone by the fact that it also surrounds you in greasy fucking acrid-smelling smoke)

RE: https://seafoam.space/objects/821447ef-f81a-4049-805b-f3b5c4f9bdff
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self-expression is a privilege

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if u call edibles "eddies" or beinf drunk "crunk" dni
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let’s watch the stars fall together

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The car is the perfect capitalist machine.

Anti-relational: each driver isolated. Others on the road aren't community; they're obstacles.

Cars facilitate suburbs with isolated yards and little common space.

Cars remove choice. Transit gets cut. Walking/biking is dangerous.

Cars spawn big box stores with easy parking that need to be rebuilt after a few decades.

Cars are perpetual spending machines: for the vehicle, gas, roads/bridges/highways, insurance.

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My wife painted this springtrap shirt with bleach but didn’t use an insert so the back of the shirt has an evil fucking phantom version of him

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The 2005 print ad for Mario Party Advance is bafflingly inaccurate, with only 14% of art assets being from the actual game, and 50% of art assets depicting things that do not appear in the game at all. Below is a detailed breakdown.

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finally got a reference sheet! kind of. the artist hasn’t responded to my messages in multiple weeks so uhh just pretend it’s done

not sure what to name it. maybe it’ll just be named sand. i had some ideas a while ago but i didn’t write them down and they are lost to the sands of time. ha.

artist is cherrypxw

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uspol, personal experience & racism
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Quite a few years ago, I was working on building out the family tree using one of the genealogy sites.

I made it about 3 generations back before my ancestors historical information became records of sales, because they were slaves.

Everything happening in the US makes sense when you realize that we aren't that far removed from chattel slavery and the country has managed to put off dealing with that, including brushing things under the rug after a civil war.

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Edited 15 days ago

Two things are simultaneously true:

  1. Spanish speakers in the U.S. have been unjustly marginalized and racialized
  2. Spanish is a European colonial language that continues to be imposed on indigenous peoples of (what is now known as) the Americas

So let’s stop pretending that linguistic purity is a moral high ground—it’s just another mask for power.

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