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(distorted) 🎵 & you dont seem to understand…..

VOICE: log right on!

🎶 they way you seemed an honest man….

FUCKED UP MASTODON CREATURE: toooooot

PLEROMA-TAN: what the hell??

NEXT YEAR

(main characters trapped in enormous hellthread)

LET YOUR IMAGINATION

(main characters riding on the back of a huge firefish)

RUN WILD

(protagonist boosting a viral toot & magic effects go everywhere)

NARRATOR: anything you can dream about here … you can post!

(epic montage)

JACK BLACK: Hah!

PLEROMA-TAN: who are you?

JACK BLACK: i …. am John Mastodon.

(thunder crashes)

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@anathema I'm deleting all of your accounts, not just your social media accounts. Your bank account is going first.

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@anathema In my mind I envision some epic orchestral instrumental remix of duvet by boa that swells up to Jack Black kicking through the monitor and entering the fediverse before pausing and then as the title hits it's this absolute PLAAAAARP of a stinger that ends right before the sped up "rated PG-13" is narrated
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