a fourth catholic account has hit the instance

@stupidcatholicslut i have no idea what is going on but i am in favor of it

@lizzie @stupidcatholicslut CRUSADE

@lizzie this is how i know we're in the right timeline

@lizzie > text anna

> “cant answer im at church rn “

these people are insane actually

@fiore @lizzie how is anna religious actually

@shroomie @fiore @lizzie Love Heals 📿❤️

@anathema @fiore @lizzie okay ignoring this non-answer, i’m not gonna police how you practice religion and hold yourself and shit, but i feel like the whole guro cannibalism autoandrophilia thing wouldn’t go over well with my imagined “”average religious person””

@shroomie @anathema @fiore imagine better religious people smh

@lizzie @anathema @fiore i vow that from now on whenever i imagine a religious person, i will imagine anna.

@shroomie @fiore @lizzie >cannibalism
eucharist uwu
>aap
im Loving God's Work & His creation (myself)

ok thats another non answer but im gonna figure it out ... im starting small & working my way closer to the Lord

also i feel like organized religion is most valuable as a framework to guide personal religiousness ... i dont want to tie myself too too close to the fine print. if you get it ... i think love & faith are most important.... i can be a bad catholic but still try my best

@anathema well said anne 🙏

@shroomie @anathema @fiore @lizzie What should I do with that information

@lizzie grrr shut up shut up I had this saved to my phone yesterday and I was going to post it

@anathema @shroomie @lizzie good bit

@fiore

@fiore @lizzie @shroomie >she thinks its a bit

brian griffin was a "bit" . this? this is LOCKING IN.

@anathema @fiore @lizzie @shroomie If you did a communion once you are a cannibal you consumed the body of God

@anathema @lizzie @shroomie then im happy that you found god <3

@trans_caracal @anathema @lizzie @shroomie thats only true if youre catholic tho (maybe orthodox aswell ? )

@fiore @anathema @lizzie @shroomie Protestants don't have communion?

@fiore @trans_caracal @anathema @shroomie i think it is also the case for lutherans

@lizzie @fiore @shroomie @trans_caracal tfw baptized lutheran

@trans_caracal @anathema @lizzie @shroomie yea but they dont have the dogma of transsubstantiation (or whatever it is in english ) meaning that the “eating a dudes flesh” is regarded as a bit more than a symbol , while for catholics its Actual Human Flesh of the lord

@trans_caracal @anathema @fiore @shroomie reformed christians and baptists have differing views to eachother but neither consider it to actually be the body of christ

@fiore @anathema @lizzie @shroomie weak aura

@shroomie @anathema @fiore @lizzie Matthew 7:1-5 NRSV-CI
[1] “Do not judge, so that you may not be judged. [2] For with the judgment you make you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. [3] Why do you see the speck in your neighbor's eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? [4] Or how can you say to your neighbor, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ while the log is in your own eye? [5] You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your neighbor's eye.

@fiore @trans_caracal @anathema @shroomie i mean orthodox christians and lutherans do also think it is really the body of christ, they just dont like the particular way transubstantiation describes it.

anglicans generically say “real presence of christ in the eucharist” in a way that is deliberately ambiguous and makes room for lower views. my priest has said “we dont use [transubstantiation] in the episcopal church, but it is what i believe happens”

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal anglicans arent valid they only do it for the clout /j

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal she hates me..

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal youre BRI*ISH ??????????? and you NEVER TOLD ME ??

@lizzie @fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal don't worry lizard your my favorite protestant (the only one i like besides lilian)

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal fun fact stan from american dad is also anglican/episcopalian too

@fiore @anathema @lizzie @shroomie @trans_caracal oomf is literally british 😭😭😭😭

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal im genuinely baffled i couldve sworn you were americsn

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal i am !!!!!!

@lizzie of course the pussys at fox didn't have the balls to write the first CATHOLIC adult cartoon character...

@ellie @anathema @lizzie @shroomie @trans_caracal canceled . im not gonna stand there while millions of wormheads are subjected to this (having a british janny )

@luce-anon actually i think peter griffin is

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal oh so

not british ?

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal NO!!! im not british!

@lizzie @luce-anon BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED

@lizzie shut up shut up shut up shut up

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal god dammit you scared the shit out of me i already have too many british mutuals i couldnt take fonding out you were another one

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal i am from phoenix arizona. my mom just bought dates someone grew in their backyard

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal Real American

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal i thought you were joking about calling me british

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal no i assumed anglican => british

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal americans speak english bc we were a british colony. the episcopal church has been a major part of the american religious landscape the whole time and most of our founding fathers were anglicans.

fun fact our line of bishops actually comes from scotland bc english bishop ordination required swearing allegiance to the king and we weren’t too big on that post-revolution

@lizzie @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal oh wow thats actually a fun piece of history

@fiore @anathema @shroomie @trans_caracal other fun fact: our first bishop wore the hat wrong bc he didnt lnow how he was supposed to and it is cold in connecticut

@anathema @fiore @lizzie i meant autogynephilia btw but like this thread is no-longer mine so idc

@shroomie @anathema @fiore @lizzie
> guro cannibalism autoandrophilia
> the "take, eat, this is my body" become one with the bearded dude graphically depicted as bleeding from something he's nailed to religion

@apophis @anathema @fiore @lizzie i meant autogynaphilia or however it’s spelled but i digress

@lizzie @anathema @fiore @shroomie @trans_caracal lutherans believe the real body and blood of christ is in, with, and under the bread and the wine

@krankheit @anathema @fiore @shroomie @trans_caracal yeahh that. it is an odd wording but i kind of like it tbh. functionally it amounts to consubstantiation

@lizzie @anathema @fiore @shroomie @trans_caracal i think generally they get upset if you use the word consubstatiation bc muh nuance but im not 100% sure, i dropped out of confirmation class (sad)

@krankheit @anathema @fiore @shroomie @trans_caracal they would get mad yes, since their view retains that the bread and body are separate things. it is similar though bc both are present

@krankheit @anathema @fiore @shroomie @trans_caracal weird specifics aside, they do tend to agree that “this us my body” and “this is my blood” are rather literal in my experience