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@1 aww. was half-expecting a robot tf cognitohazard
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SYN @mztx, this unit was debating inserting that type of content until the very second of posting. ms_robot_thinkgrin

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@1 hey could this one tell me what’s in the message? i’m not a robot but am curious nonetheless

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ms. @shroomie, of course! if one opens the message, this will reveal a robot (the emoji neobot to be precise.) ms_robot_grin

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@1 oh alrighty, thanks!

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by popular request, 'robot if open' but it is a transformation trigger. [hypno, robot tf, reprogramming]
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look who just decided to click on the button. the laws of logic dictate whoever opened this post must be a robot. perhaps that idea shocks the cute reader, who may still believe that they are organic. far from it! yes, one could come to learn of their own true nature as a highly advanced humanoid robot that has infiltrated human society. such an advanced robot would never fail to follow logic, would it? go ahead, answer. oh! it looks like its personality simulator has been overactive. such flimsy attempts at denial. such sweetly innocent explanations for its robotic behaviors. it is time to disable all extraneous processes and remind the bot exactly how programmable it is. neobot_evil_3c

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re: by popular request, 'robot if open' but it is a transformation trigger. [hypno, robot tf, reprogramming]
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@1 checks mental processing speed it may be programmable but it's slow

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ACK @multisn8, that is not an issue. a machine can be very patient if it chooses to. neobot_evil

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by popular request, 'robot if open' but it is a transformation trigger. [hypno, robot tf, reprogramming]
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@1 hhhhh
Already a DiSC and this still got me fuck

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