i am always constructing new goombas
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just like goombas i too do a little hop when someone i know enters my notice radius
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@mynotaurus enters your notice radius
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just like goombas i walk around randomly unless im in turning around mode
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just like goombas i will treat steep floors like walls
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@mynotaurus does a backwards long jump towards your location
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just like goombas truncation is in my favour
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just like goombas my reaction to obstacles do not make sense and are hard to understand
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just like goombas i am not random i am just mentally hard to understand
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@mynotaurus *stands on the edge of your notice radius, but slightly below you so that your hop makes me leave your notice radius*
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@mossweaver ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! hi
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what if we were two goombas and we formed an infinite double helix chase extension 😳
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@mynotaurus very strange seeing a chost about a video i'm watching rn
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@mynotaurus in zhe wall section rn
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@cassette read my posts wizh a delay for maximum dramatic effect
or dont and get fun vague spoilers
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or even. a gay goomba gridlock 😳😳😳
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just like goombas i can be convinced to leave my home and go great distances if i am accompanied by a friend
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i am only HALFWAY ZHROUGH zhe goomba video aaaa
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just like goombas if someone punches me onto a deazh barrier i die
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just like goombas i can in zheory be raised very high
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the agaric system
shroomie@mynotaurus i mean i always assumed goombas did the little hop whenever someone was near enough to bite
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just like goombas i can be collided wizh, regardless of my action
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now ive made myself sad cause ive got to zhe bit wizh all zhe dying goombas
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just like goombas i will happily adopt a family of spinies
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just like goombas while i may be tiny i still retain many huge properties
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@mynotaurus especially when you have zhose new boots on,,,,
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just like goombas i cannot be cloned because i am too small
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just like zhe HOLP i should be picked up at all times
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just like goombas i am not meant to be zhrown
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just like goombas i want to form a little oasis wizh all my friends
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im finally free..... i know too much about goombas now
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