Perfect Butterfly Angel
junebug@slime.global
today in golf, at the masters, we have two guys competing:
Rory McElroy, one of the greatest golfers ever who hasn't won a major since 2014. He's NEVER won the masters, and if he does he's won all the majors, a feat only 5 people have ever done. Incredibly emotional dude, reacting to everything, desperately wants to win.
And then there's his opponent: a moron who cannot be stopped
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Huh, glad to know he landed on his feet after the podcasting thing didn't work out.
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Perfect Butterfly Angel
junebug@slime.globalBryson DeChambeau is an insane golf jock. his clubs are specialty made. his diet is specialty formulted. his entire life is revolved around being good at golf. He is known as "The Big Golfer", he has a youtube channel where he plays golf. He had donald trump on it once. He left the PGA tour to go join the shitty saudi-sponsored tour
as my friend said: it's hard to hate him, even if he sucks, because it seems like he's barely sentient outside of the sport of golf.
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he hits it impossibly hard, impossibly far, and directly at the hole whether it's a good idea or not. he's maybe the most american golfer in existence.
i wanna see him die
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@junebug You're describing Birdie Wing
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Perfect Butterfly Angel
junebug@slime.global@TreeAndStorm i hate that i am. he's like the evil version of birdie wing girl
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Perfect Butterfly Angel
junebug@slime.globalTHE BIG GOLFER HAS CRUMBLED
He's 6 behind, and there's THREE people between him and rory now. THIS IS NO LONGER A 2 MAN GAME
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Perfect Butterfly Angel
junebug@slime.globalRORY FUCKED IT AND PISSED IN THE LAKE
The big golfer is out but now the WHOLE CROWD is in contention. This is so tense
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Perfect Butterfly Angel
junebug@slime.globalHE MISSED IT
HE HAD A SINGLE SHOT TO WIN THE MASTERS AND GET A GRAND SLAM AND HE MISSED IT
HE HAS TO DO A PLAYOFF WITH A 44 YEAR OLD MAN CALLED JUSTIN ROSE
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