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please ensure your password is at least 512 characters long and enable 12 factor authentication thank you

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@computer [scanning all 12 of my fingerprints to log in]

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@computer the most secure computer is the one no one uses because the security requirements are too annoying

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@computer has to have characters from at least 12 distinct languages that do not appear in other languages and 20 different special symbols

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@computer isn’t there like only three factors
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@MekahimeAkari @computer Listen, the only way to never be at risk of data theft is simply not to have any data worth thefting. I delete all my data every night before going to bed. If its super important that I remember some of that data, I print it out and tape it to the inside of the anti-NSA tin foil on my living room bay window.

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@computer @astra_underscore and don't forget to change your password everyday

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