you know the funny thing about my “rent-lowering pissposting” is that it LITERALLY ISN’T RENT LOWERING. my federation is UP with pub+4 / sub+4. HOW. WHY.

i KNOW some of y’all have unfollowed me for it (that’s FAIR) and somehow my federation has INCREASED

@sodiboo piss uwu

@sodiboo you're on fedi this platform is full of weirdos

@niko yeah but like! look! it’s working for Hazelnoot!

@sodiboo hazel says shit people don't want to hear you make posts so awful they wrap around and people follow you to hear more

@niko also wtf now that i was going to get a screenshot IT’S IN THE NEGATIVES

literally wtf. admin panel is pranking me. it was +4/+4 earlier

@niko also

hazel says shit people don’t want to hear

this feels mean i want to hear what she has to say

@niko @sodiboo implying my posts are bad 💔 /LH

@hazelnoot @niko outright stating that mine are worse ❤️

@sodiboo @niko I’ve got a much better example than that: https://enby.life/notes/a7jhylb8mi

@niko @sodiboo they(?) are a good example of that

@niko @sodiboo sodiboo what are your pronouns and why can't I find them anywhere

@koopa512 @niko have you looked in my profile fields

@niko @sodiboo oh the UI for the mobile masto client sucks mb

@niko WAAAIT. i know the issue!!!!

it was +4/+4 when i was awfulposting. now it’s -2/-3 because i’m not actively shitposting at this moment.

sodiboo does absolutely nothing and lowers the rent moment

@sodiboo @niko fields? don't see any fields 'round here

@koopa512 @niko L frontend. look at my profile from my instance!!

@sodiboo @niko wait you're 17 wtf

@koopa512 @sodiboo @niko HUH

@koopa512 @sodiboo @niko WHAT

@pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko WHAT

@sodiboo @koopa512 @niko why are you surprised at your own age

@pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko i don’t know! i just thought we were yelling “WHAT” now

@pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko my birthday has been on my profile since its creation

@pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko how old did you two think i was

@sodiboo @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE

YOURE A MINER

@tjhexf @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko

@sodiboo @koopa512 @niko not telling

@sodiboo @koopa512 @niko yeah but mastodon doesn't show that 🙃

@sodiboo @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko you seem extremely 19 to be frank

@mir @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko age unregression

@tjhexf @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko

YOURE A MINER

ℹ️ Expert fact checkers shown this claim to be false

though it has been previously suggested (fifth quote down)

@mir @sodiboo @koopa512 @niko wait what about someone gives 19-year-old vibes

@tjhexf @sodiboo @koopa512 @pastthepixels @niko i was wondering if everyone knew or not, and if they didn’t, what would happen when they found out. i’ve been regularly forgetting sodi’s age and so i regularly ask and then she regularly tells me that it’s on her profile. sodi maybe consider putting it in your bio

@pastthepixels @mir @sodiboo @niko i don;t know but they do give 19yo vibes

@sodiboo @tjhexf @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko as i child i yearned for the mines

@shroomie @tjhexf @koopa512 @pastthepixels @niko

sodi maybe consider putting it in your bio

it’s on my profile already

@sodiboo @koopa512 @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko in your bio!!! most users aren’t gonna be looking at your account from your instance, they’re gonna be looking at it from theirs!

@shroomie @koopa512 @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko if their instance didn’t SUCK it’d BE HTERE

@shroomie @koopa512 @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko that’s okay you can sit if it’s too tiring <3

@shroomie @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko @tjhexf ok but like. real. i get claustrophobia using sharkey too

@sodiboo @koopa512 @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko maybe use akkoma

@shroomie @koopa512 @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko haha no never

@shroomie @sodiboo @niko @koopa512 @tjhexf never!

@pastthepixels @shroomie @sodiboo @niko @tjhexf ya'll should stop arguing and have a massive bite taken out of your head (like the girl in the "do you have any ibuprofen" meme)

@koopa512 @pastthepixels @shroomie @niko @tjhexf please don’t eat my head i need it to think of shitposts

@koopa512 @pastthepixels @shroomie @niko @tjhexf wait no i don’t think that shit comes straight from my heart <3

ok u can have my head

@lizzy @shroomie @koopa512 @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko LIZZY

@lizzy @shroomie @koopa512 @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko this is THE WORST THREAD to say that in

@lizzy @pastthepixels @sodiboo @niko @shroomie @tjhexf

@lizzy @pastthepixels @sodiboo @niko @shroomie @tjhexf ?

@koopa512 @lizzy @pastthepixels @niko @shroomie @tjhexf (that’s how long until my birthday)

@sodiboo @shroomie @lizzy @tjhexf @pastthepixels @niko oh

@koopa512 @pastthepixels @mir @niko 19 is the age when you’re unemployed so you have time to be a loser on the internet.

probably like a third of my internet friends are 19, so there’s also the blending in factor

@pastthepixels @sodiboo @koopa512 @niko being both technically competent and relentlessly shitpost. like they have just enough experience adulting to be relatable, while not being burnt out yet

@mir @pastthepixels @koopa512 @niko

while not being burnt out yet

excuse me I’m already extremely burnt out from real life why do you think I escape to fedi all the time lately

@sodiboo @koopa512 @mir @niko same :3
and i'm not technically competent at all...

@sodiboo @koopa512 @mir @niko and i'm trying to get employed again after university ended but too scared to follow up with a prof about research... aaaaaaaaa