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beautiful trans women crashing out in my dms after misinterpreting an unfunny joke abt canada as a slight against them will be the closest i get to supporting curing autism

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@detondev FUCK you for attacking canada
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@shroomie my every word echos through justinmarkpierre carnepoliveretruedau whoeverthefucksincharge's skull. their every action is determined by whatever flippant remark i make about them that month. the illuminati's maple division offers sacrifices of deer hide and squirrel blood to a blurry polaroid photo of me in the corner of their radar cloaked log cabin

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@detondev yea well uhh. canadian 9/11. haha owned. seriously fuck you
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@shroomie and who do you think did canadian 9/11?

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@shroomie the entirety of star trek is actually a vision of a future where the canadian government gives their nation's whole treasury to indigenous children to prove me wrong after i make a snarky comment about the gravesites while bantering over xmpp with a random 15 year old nonbinary programmer in peru

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@detondev i mean i always thought the primary history split in star trek happened in the sixties
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@shroomie HAHAHAHAH ive deceived u, u thought it was an accident but i did it on purpose for comedy. the canadian mounted police doesn't stand a CHANCE

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@detondev i actually love thinking. like i find it kinda tiring sometimes but thinking and figuring shit out is amazing
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@shroomie same! *arranges for the whole world to hold hands and sing in a circle around canada abt the terror and beauty of existence*

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