Scarlet the Fox
scarlet@plush.city
Had a dream where inexplicably Mamdani became mayor of the west coast city that I live in. I somehow knew him and he wanted me to return to working in government as a budget manager.
I refused, but it didn't matter as I blinked and found myself handcuffed to a calculator and a desktop in city hall working on the budget anyway. Lenin appeared, with his hand on my shoulder and congratulated me as I hurriedly set out to work on the budget because apparently the deadline was looming.
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Scarlet the Fox
scarlet@plush.city
Anyways, the budget was a mess but I got it done. One thing that stood out to me was this one weird line that gave millions to an obscure corporation for some kind of real estate nonsense. I deleted it.
Somehow council approved the budget that same evening. Success!
So, I left the office, went home, and I was walking up to my partner's chair talking about the process. When I mentioned deleting the real estate nonsense, my partner said "Oh nyet!" and spun around in her chair.
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Scarlet the Fox
scarlet@plush.cityRevealing that she was dressed up like the monopoly guy, wearing a top hat and a monocle. She was like, "Not my private resort!" and then ran away, leaving me just standing there in shock.
I woke up, and had to verify that my spouse was in fact not a secret capitalist in a top hat, I was not actually working in government anymore.
10/10 would dream again? This is what I get for reading about history, politics, and monopoly before bed.
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@scarlet ngl i could really use a private resort about now tbh 
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