Why are they focusing on liquid (gl)ass so much 😭

TLDR; Airpods pro 3

They added a little air intake to the pros 3

Of course AI translation. Of course

What's the point of having to show your phone to translate it to one of the parties 😭

"Only for iPhones with AI", other companies are doing that WITHOUT a phone.

Ok the ear tips sizes are cool. I'll give them that

"More people work out with airpods pro than any other headphones in the world" How the fuck do you get that metric

Ok they added a movement sensor to the airpods. Thought they already had that.

@th3f4ult pixel buds have had this since gen1

Nah no way people are just working out because they got apple watches

Apple Watch made my dick 12 inches bigger, too.

Isn't Rolex the most popular watches in the world?? Where did they get that metric from?!

Wow they got 5G... 5 years too late.

Of course the new health features use fucking AI

@th3f4ult how else do they hit that 1million diagnosis goal

@th3f4ult given how much of a bootlicker #TimCook of #Apple is, I'd literally not just refuse, but ban Apple devices from my premises as a matter of #InfoSec, #OpSec, #ComSec, #ITsec and #privacy.

• Apple ratted out their ("P.R.") Chinese customers and they'll certainly be able and willibg to do that anywhere else too!

No way, sleep contests

That was already a thing!

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NO WAY A SPEAKER

Ok on device Siri is cool. I had the original SE and having to be connected to an iPhone to do anything made it so shitty.

MORE AI SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP

OK I feel like satellite SOS was needed waaaaay before on watches.

Ok the price for the SE3 is not that bad. I was expecting like a 100€ bump

COME ON SHOW US THE FOLD

OH HERE IT COMES

UGLY ass phone 😭

More durable? That shit looks like it's about to break already

No way they got adjustable hz, like, 7 years too late

Oh hi Samsung flagships

2 whole performance cores!

Fusion camera brings back old slow iMac memories

Shut up with the fucking AI already

AI this AI that, why don't you AI some bitches

@th3f4ult next they're gonna add AI that fucks your wife for you as well

OK NGL I wasn't expecting a 120hz display on the base model.

HERE IT COMES

Oh nvm it's the air

Pitch black = Lightness? OK Apple

Give us the battery life already you pussy

Watch them say some shit like 3 hours

Oh my god it has,,, wifi...!!

"Most power efficient" does not matter if you give it a 2000mah battery or some shit like that

Just watch it be a small ass battery

Why do they keep repeating the same stuff over and over

Dual capture video is going to be so good for porn

Let me guess, eSIM exclusive everywhere

"All day battery life" LMAOOOOOOOOO