enargeia
detondev@social.linux.pizza
we all love a good, cozy, game for when we don't have the spoons for the rest of life. however, since stardew valley dropped, the scene hasn't been as fresh as it was... untill now:
welcome to your new life... in ลกhutka!
๐ณ HUSTLE up from humble garbage collection, to hawking addidas tracksuits, all the way to illegal eastern-european trucking gigs!
๐ ROMANCE lean swarthy men and women who all have impeccable hair and 40% of their teeth!
๐พ ENJOY gigantic bottles of giga-offbrand fanta paired with platters of vanilla wafers that taste like cardboard. it all costs only 30 cents!
๐ง๐ฝ LISTEN to elderly romani people bitch abt the macedonian government's jewish plandemic facebook crackdown over arabic dance songs blaring from a nearby repair van!
๐จ DECORATE your gaudy faux-gold mansion with parrots and hypersexualized ancient egyptian woman statues financed through dl belgian welfare!
๐ SHELTER roma evicted from eu nations via threats of lynching and arson!
๐ถ CELEBRATE your child's birth by closing down a quarter of the neighborhood and calling in your friend's wife's brother's "gypsy folk" band to perform on che guevara street before they get on eurovision and start charging the entire local economy!
๐ WATCH half your community die to drug addiction, violence, and offbrand fanta diabetes by their mid-30s!
ล HUTKA LIFE - dropping may 2026 - wishlist now!
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every one of these is barely exaggerated from something my family, our friends, and i have witnessed
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Spiritually this is like the inverse of the cozy alpine witch disco elysium tweet.
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coral castle
welcome to coral castle, a chill community sailing on the fediverse. we strive to be a safe, left-leaning, queer-friendly, communitarian space for all kinds of folk. before joining, make sure to read our community guidelines.
community guidelines
- you must be over 14 years old to join. coral castle's servers are hosted in chile, and under article 19,628 of the laws of chile, we are unauthorized to collect data from people under 14.
- do not spam or raid. the fediverse is not your space to intoxicate.
- nsfw/nsfl content must be marked as sensitive. coral castle is built to be used as a casual instance, and as such should be accessible anywhere.
- hate speech, paraphilia, and harassment will get you banned. having basic human decency is key anywhere. whether it is in real life or on the internet, don't be a jerk.
- keep things legal. this includes pirated content, since we want to keep a good relationship across fediverse servers. posting CSAM is strictly forbidden and will result in legal action.
moderation policies
the sanctions for local users will be relative to the gravity of their infringements, varying from simply deleting the offending material, to warning the user through a three-strike system, to immediately banning the offending user.
if you're an instance administrator and you think your instance was sanctioned by mistake, feel free to appeal by emailing me at lux@nixgoat.me
special thanks
to our donators, for helping keep this instance up:
also, to the following organizations: