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FawnOverFun@wetdry.world
@AppleAmps bro communicating with clams is NOT useless (it would be fun and also what if they have ancient abyssal knowledge bestowed upon them by a sea god?)
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myrmepropagandist
futurebird@sauropods.winDo you have any idea how incredible it would be to know what kind of things clams could respond to? You'd have a baseline for how one kind of invertebrate mind works.
Do they have emotional states? Do they think ahead at all? How do they see? (they have these tiny eyes and we only have dim notions of how they integrate the information)
This is frankly? overpowered.
And if I can talk to one mollusc why not another? Such as the octopus and the squid. You *know* they have the tea.
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I was actually worried most people would pick clams because of that same reasoning, kjsjks.
In my mind I was imagining they'd be pretty dull conversation partners. Can't believe I didn't consider mollusc gossip as a possibility.
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Ok but think about how fun of a party trick the first one would be!
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Amps
AppleAmpsWell, 46 people is a good enough sample size, don't be surprised if I re-run this or something like it in a week though!
RE: https://seafoam.space/objects/4411c884-7d96-48dc-be6d-8f5b6aee99b4
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@AppleAmps girl iβve never been to a party
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Weird Socks
ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us@AppleAmps
You mean that I am, in fact, @dantheclamman ??
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Ulrich Best
ubx@mastodon.online@AppleAmps Musical cues, oh my, so many to choose from ... could it be Wagner's Valkyria? Or completely different, the Pointer Sisters' Excited? Now, which one to pick?
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elizabeth wormπ
lizzie@brain.worm.pink
@AppleAmps okay i just saw this but do i get to change the musical cue, or do i have to pick it forever right now
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