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theyre saying if u go to where the six flags in new orleans used to be open, sneak onto lafitte's pirate ship, and lick the stain closest to the front, u gain the ability to live underwater

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@yujiri ill be on a wikipedia article, think some details are weirdly specific enough to be funny, and put shit together in a minute

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@cathos @detondev damn i gotta go see

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@lake @cathos aw hell no i keep forgetting bitches actually LIVE in these places whenever i riff postironic ghost stories off wikipedia articles 😭

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@detondev @cathos im definitely bitches. one of my friends stole a neon sign outta this park

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@detondev @cathos not my crime to know anything about really, it could all be rumors

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@lake @cathos hit them up like "heyyyyy we're all woke anarcommunisocalists amirite, we gotta share all our crimes amongst ourselves so we can all appear more intimidating to law enforcement and also way cooler on social media platforms nobody uses"

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@detondev @cathos lol this is just making me wonder if cops use mastodon, and if they did, would it make fediverse stans feel more important?

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@lake @cathos oh they absolutely do, they just aren't all that eager to bring it up for obvious reasons, and they'd pay close loving attention to an empty trash bag blowing in the cold night air if it briefly resembled a black teen, so their attention doesnt mean much 😔

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