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Chalkllate@yeen.town
They should make a snack thats like 99% fiber and calorie free sweetener and you eat it like a panda eating bamboo throughout the day
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I want a human equivalent of a chew toy that also gives me healthy bowels
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My strat here is to eat 2-6 granny smith apples per day. Maybe an entire box of blueberries also.
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@AppleAmps but what if i want to walk around with a long rod of dry flavored fiber that I get to autistically munch on and chip away small amounts of
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Mmmmh, good point, I used to this with sticks I'd pick up off the ground but idk if that's a good permanent solution.
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@AppleAmps unironically like if they made a spliter-free wood and soaked it in diet soda or something thatd probably work
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@Doc_Rock thats literally the exact opposite of what I described
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