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Just saw a mom in a leather jacket, white sneakers and camo pants pushing a stroller. The baby was wearing a miniature version of the same outfit. Like, the exact same.
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β₯ π—π˜‚π—»π—² | F>F flag_lesbianlabrys

@AppleAmps always some damn white sneakers

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@FawnOverFun
I didn't even know they *made* baby-sized leather jackets.
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β₯ π—π˜‚π—»π—² | F>F flag_lesbianlabrys

@AppleAmps they make baby sized everything cause it’s like cute or whatever

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@FawnOverFun
Gonna give my toddler a baby-sized fedi account and see what happens.
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β₯ π—π˜‚π—»π—² | F>F flag_lesbianlabrys

@AppleAmps baby sized gun to kill the president: can’t be charged as an adult… the perfect crime…

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@solonovamax @FawnOverFun
Total Drama-rama esque spinoff called "fediverse babies" where all your OOMFs are five years old. All the age-reg accounts are really mature for their age, naturally.
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@AppleAmps @FawnOverFun they eventually end up just fediblocking each other

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