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FawnOverFun@wetdry.world
only vets i respect are veterinarians. hear, hear
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Did I ever tell you about my veterinarian dream?
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I dreamt the pilot episode to a TV show called "vet-tectives" which is about two veterinarians that set up a detective agency to solve animal crimes. The twist? They're both animals pretending to be human.
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Amps
AppleAmpsThe first episode is a pastiche of A Murder In The Rue Morgue where they're the only ones able to solve it because they correctly assume it was a monkey that did it and not a guy, like all the police officers say.
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AppleAmpsSo after solving the murder on a fluke they quit their jobs and decide to become vet-tectives.
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FawnOverFun@wetdry.world
@AppleAmps were they also trans lesbians who fell in love by the end?
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No no they were both cis guys, their dynamic is very Mordecai and Rigby.
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AppleAmpsIt's my new movement where instead of killing them we just bill them 100 bucks
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@AppleAmps @AppleAmps annual gender pay gap reparations based on how far behind working women in whatever industry are might be interesting
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Sorry clair, having taken estrogen at some point won't save you. Visa or Mastercard will do, not AmEx though.
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