I'm trying to think of a hypothetical: What is the most unstealable thing? As in, what tangible item would absolutely nobody want to steal?
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Stellar@mk.absturztau.be
@iagondiscord iād like to see someone steal my 1000 ton boulder
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@Stellar yes, but that's not what I'm looking for
Maybe someone would want to steal the boulder, and the only reason they wouldn't actually steal the boulder is because they are incapable of doing so
I'm looking for something that nobody on this earth would steal because they don't even want to steal it
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@Stellar I think I was very careful in how I phrased the question to exclude answers like this
It has to be a tangible object that is capable of being physically stolen
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Stellar@mk.absturztau.be
@iagondiscord then its something that has neither value as an object, like paper money. or even as trade. so probably francs, the defunct french money replaced by the euro
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@Stellar so fake currency then
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@iagondiscord probably yes, like monopoly bills, because even francs have some sentimental or collection value. and monopoly bills are abundant.
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@iagondiscord used menstrual products
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@iagondiscord Maybe a speck of dust would do. One speck of dust on its own is so miniscule and worthless that people probably wouldn't even think of stealing it. The only way to add value to a single speck of dust is to get it from a special place or occasion but I haven't heard of a single person who has been interested in singular specks of dust, let alone having thoughts that it would be interesting in the first place. However, dust is made from a variety of materials and biological matter would be the most interesting. I still don't think anyone has ever though this deeply about dust before though.
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@rodneyunproprietated surely there's some disturbed creep out there that would want to steal used menstrual products
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@iagondiscord hmm, possibly. I know that's at least the case with unwashed underwear š
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It would have to be something so mundane that no one would *need* to steal it, right? Like for everything gross/shocking/heavy there's some perv that wants it, but like, no one would want a single grain of sand or one milligram of air or whatever.
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AppleAmpsRealistically I think something like a dust bunny'd be the most unstealable thing by this metric. Something completely devoid of value, even to perverts, and so common that even if you really wanted one it's probably less than a meter away at all times.
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AppleAmpsFUCK someone already came up with this answer. Oh well, still right though.
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