me!!!! i love garlic bread!!!!!!!

apparently bluesky is now basically owned by brazilians

Nadie:
Absolutamente nadie:
Nadie en este putísimo universo:
Alguien en una sala de reuniones: Buah troncos y si metemos WHATSAPP en un MANDO??

stop hating on the minecraft movie it's gonna be so badly good

Im going to lose it. And by it. Heh. Well. Let's justr say, my held

In light of the Internet Archive losing its appeal to hachette, I just wanted to point out some websites you should avoid:

* https://annas-archive.li/
* https://downmagaz.net/
* https://ebook-hunter.org/
* https://forcoder.net/
* https://freemagazines.top/
* https://liber3.eth.limo/

If you were to download books from these websites, you might cut into hachette's more than three billion dollars of annual revenue. So make sure to avoid those websites and the following:

* https://libgen.is/
* https://oceanofpdf.com/
* https://pdfroom.com/
* https://pdfstop.com/
* https://pdfdrive.to/
* https://pdfmagazines.club/
* https://sci-hub.se/
* https://singlelogin.re/
* ... or any of the other sites listed at https://rentry.co/megathread-books

#internetarchive

Watching the #Minecraft movie trailer a few times, and it really cements how i think the film is going to be.

Basically a rich, fully realized world, ruined by a bunch of poorly written human characters phoning in their performances. Sitcom-tier jokes that don't land, dialogue focus grouped within an inch of its life, a "we have Jumanji at home" plot, and terminal levels of quippiness because it worked for Marvel movies, yeah?

Hats off to the animators and designers though.

Fun idea for fantasy writing or tabletop homebrew:

Toss out all the standard fantasy races, and instead pick five or six random Pokémon, and base your races off their traits. Like short and good at elemental magic for Pikachu, amphibious martial artists for Greninja, or whatever. Incorporate whatever traits or characteristics you like and springboard off that instead of just settling for elves, dwarves and orcs.

to the publications that stylize headlines and other content in ALL CAPS, but who use `text-transform: uppercase` instead of actually typing the headline in caps: i see you, i appreciate you, i love you

please welcome @julia@eepy.moe as the new lead of the sharkey project.

Been reading up on France's new PM, Michel Barnier, and just from seeing his Wikipedia article he seems to be a sheer black hole of energy or interest. Like this guy might as well be a block of unseasoned tofu, peak europol.

If you take the muffler off your motorcycle you should UNIRONICALLY get jail time. It's great that you want to broadcast how small your genitals are dude but mayyyybe it's not worth giving everyone around you tinnitus. Shitbag.

By the way all of you can also refer to me as "Volts divided by Ohms" or VDBO, this is simple name algebra.

BTW this one goes out to trans folks in hispanic countries with names like "Juan Manuel" or "Antonia" or whatever. Not saying naming yourself "Rowan" or "Liam" is bad but I appreciate the hometown energy of the former names.

Talking to Brazilian oomfies on here makes me happy. South America :))))