My #plushtodon has arrived in Australia from the northern hemisphere.

paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling

https://www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24314928/new-jersey-ufo-drones-spotted-fbi-investigation-social-media-speculation

i know that this is funny to laugh at and speculate on but honestly i think that there is a very real chance that aliens are in new jersey. not because i believe in actual conspiracies about it but because i think it would just kind of apt given how everything is that aliens would be in new jersey. like that'd be the least wild thing to happen recently

me: you can’t fire me, I’m a whistleblower

HR: first of all, that’s a kazoo

“If there is any person in the town, who feels emotion caused by that man's death," said Scrooge, quite agonised, "show that person to me, Spirit, I beseech you!”

[…]

The children's faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what they so little understood, were brighter; and it was a happier house for this man's death! The only emotion that the Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of pleasure.

bruh are you for real. for fucks sake

UnitedHealthcare suspect allegedly lowered mask in ‘flirtatious’ interaction
https://www.msnbc.com/ana-cabrera-reports/watch/unitedhealthcare-suspect-allegedly-lowered-mask-in-flirtatious-interaction-226369605669?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Ana Cabrera Reports @ana-cabrera-reports-msnbc

*christ getting nailed to the cross"

"ermm, what the stigma??"

Those who crow: 🐦‍⬛💀

Did you just post another dumb pun online?

Me:

A photographer took photos of before and after telling the subject what they did was praxis

I predict 3, maybe 4 more CEOs getting shot before Congress’ #1 concern is guns

"Who was Brian Thompson?"

Lets let Friedrich Engels take that one, CNN.

"When one individual inflicts bodily injury upon another such that death results, we call the deed manslaughter; when the assailant knew in advance that the injury would be fatal, we call his deed murder.

But when society places hundreds of proletarians in such a position that they inevitably meet a too early and an unnatural death, one which is quite as much a death by violence as that by the sword or bullet; when it deprives thousands of the necessaries of life, places them under conditions in which they cannot live – forces them, through the strong arm of the law, to remain in such conditions until that death ensues which is the inevitable consequence – knows that these thousands of victims must perish, and yet permits these conditions to remain, its deed is murder just as surely as the deed of the single individual; disguised, malicious murder, murder against which none can defend himself, which does not seem what it is, because no man sees the murderer, because the death of the victim seems a natural one, since the offence is more one of omission than of commission.
But murder it remains."

- Friedrich Engels. The Condition of the Working Class in England. 1845.

I'd say that makes him a murderer of thousands.