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Peronist with Kicillofist characteristics
17 years old, don't be gross.
My avatar is a pixel art bush with legs, tired eyes, and a rose on their head.
My banner is three girls from the anime Lucky Star talking.
Proud humanist.
All my posts have alt-text but some of my boosts don't, sorry!
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Salads are so easy dude, you just chop up a vegetable and season it and then you have a tasty meal, it's foodmaxxing.
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BRICS please invade Argentina, please, please invade Argentina, Lula, mister Da Silva, pretty please.
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bite reliability engineer

worldpol
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this week:

  • germany and france’s coalitions are about to fall apart
  • south korea has history’s second-least competent coup attempt happen
  • americans witness a propaganda of the deed and they enjoy it
  • trump considers invading mexico
  • romania got its election thrown out
  • china compromises every telecom
  • syrian civil war’s back on

how many decades have happened this week already

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PUA Shlee fucked around and

My has arrived in Australia from the northern hemisphere.

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paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling

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https://www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24314928/new-jersey-ufo-drones-spotted-fbi-investigation-social-media-speculation

i know that this is funny to laugh at and speculate on but honestly i think that there is a very real chance that aliens are in new jersey. not because i believe in actual conspiracies about it but because i think it would just kind of apt given how everything is that aliens would be in new jersey. like that'd be the least wild thing to happen recently

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me: you can’t fire me, I’m a whistleblower

HR: first of all, that’s a kazoo

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UHC CEO murder
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I can't bring myself to be happy that a human being died, for religious reasons. However I also can't really bring myself to be sad that someone who made a fortune off of human suffering died, the memes are pretty good, and the fact that everyone is down bad for the shooter is HILARIOUS.

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please check in on your healthcare CEO friends today. we're not doing ok! 😓
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“If there is any person in the town, who feels emotion caused by that man's death," said Scrooge, quite agonised, "show that person to me, Spirit, I beseech you!”

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The children's faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what they so little understood, were brighter; and it was a happier house for this man's death! The only emotion that the Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of pleasure.

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bruh are you for real. for fucks sake

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We should start calling people that live in the Caribbean and the British Isles "Atlantic Islanders".
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*christ getting nailed to the cross"

"ermm, what the stigma??"

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Those who crow: 🐦‍⬛💀

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Did you just post another dumb pun online?

Me:

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"What'll it be? Huh? Huh?"

-Claus
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Happy December! Hope all of you can hold the Christmas Cretin in your hearts 💔
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