this week:
how many decades have happened this week already
My #plushtodon has arrived in Australia from the northern hemisphere.
paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling paws at you can we go gambling
i know that this is funny to laugh at and speculate on but honestly i think that there is a very real chance that aliens are in new jersey. not because i believe in actual conspiracies about it but because i think it would just kind of apt given how everything is that aliens would be in new jersey. like that'd be the least wild thing to happen recently
me: you can’t fire me, I’m a whistleblower
HR: first of all, that’s a kazoo
I can't bring myself to be happy that a human being died, for religious reasons. However I also can't really bring myself to be sad that someone who made a fortune off of human suffering died, the memes are pretty good, and the fact that everyone is down bad for the shooter is HILARIOUS.
“If there is any person in the town, who feels emotion caused by that man's death," said Scrooge, quite agonised, "show that person to me, Spirit, I beseech you!”
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The children's faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what they so little understood, were brighter; and it was a happier house for this man's death! The only emotion that the Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of pleasure.
UnitedHealthcare suspect allegedly lowered mask in ‘flirtatious’ interaction
https://www.msnbc.com/ana-cabrera-reports/watch/unitedhealthcare-suspect-allegedly-lowered-mask-in-flirtatious-interaction-226369605669?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
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*christ getting nailed to the cross"
"ermm, what the stigma??"