i just realized the covid contact tracker apps are the modern version of streetpass
"immersive sim" is when you put them in the pool and delete the ladder, thanks
There’s this delightful Arab restaurant near me that advertises as “Maghrebi cuisine” even though the food and owners seem more Levantine. I wanna ask them about it but how do you even phrase that?
Lowkey LaKeith Stanfield in I Love Boosters might be the most attractive man ever put to film. Up there with Toshiro Mifune.
Something I like about the Spider-Verse movies is how all the different spider-people are all explicitly nerds. Even the cooler more punk-rock-y characters like Gwen and Spider-Punk are shown to be pretty awkward in conversation, that’s neat!
Hell, Hobie Brown reverse engineers his own portal watch.
Getting bangs changes your whole deal. No woman gets the same haircut twice because it isn’t the same woman or the same haircut. Highkey.
A lot of manosphere guru content implies an understanding of the world where:
A) All possible human action makes you gay, and
B) It is a moral necessity to not be gay.
So by virtue of going to concerts and having friends being gay, the correct way to live one’s life is to sit inside and make Instagram reels. Heterosexuality by way of inaction.
Instead of the death penalty the US government should just make you watch a movie in a Milwaukee movie theater.
Highkey I don’t think games will be art until we fully do away with microtransactions and lootboxes. The most popular movies ever are all capeshit slop but compared to the most popular videogames they might as well be high art.
There HAS to be a porn parody of the Hulk where he’s called “Bruce Boner”
There just has to be.
Sucks that Guinness World Records is so nakedly corrupt because I actually love the concept of it. An organization detailed to cataloguing humanity’s greatest feats, that rules.