bitch so nerdy i should start kinning alphys

nothing like twin peaks while working on a rust project

holy shit i need to rewatch shrek i'm connecting some fucking dots in my head

sorry for the downtime everyone! server froze and i was busy and out

windows users really paying like 100$ for an unusable operating system meanwhile with linux you don't need to pay anything for an unusable operating system 😎

I can write erotica. I can write it real good. Watch this:

"Miss science lady drank the science juice with a wet chug. 'I'm going to become extremely sexy now!' she declared, which she then did rather quickly."

Cave Johnson here. Now I've been hearing some concerns over the number of genders we're producing here at Aperture. Bean counters say there's no money in making more than 2 genders. Well you know what I say to that? That's right, make even more of them! Every time someone tells me we're making too many genders we crank up the production. At this rate we're gonna hit hundreds of genders per day. How do you like them apples?

i love how old nokias recommended you to unplug the phone to save power after they were done charging. i can't think of any modern phone manufacturers who show a similar suggestion

xmpp actually stands for:

xtra massive p p

the B in LGBTQIA+ does NOT stand for buses

Breaking news: Brazil makes homophobia punishable by prison 🗞️

In an almost unanimous vote, the Brazilian High Court has ruled today that homophobia can now be punishable with a prison sentence

This is a huge win for the LGBTQ+ community in Brazil that needs to be celebrated 🇧🇷

The 9-1 vote ruled that homophobic slurs and hate speech are a crime, similar to other forms of hate speech, such as racism.

breakcore artist lore: *either has fucked up past or is a fucked up individual*

Someone posted this on the chicago subreddit and i cant stop watching it

Average space bar interaction

The 360 modding scene literally has barely any homebrew that isn't mod menus and is filled with people going "is my soldering good" and posting this

The unexpected truth bomb.

blackmail

Discussing the British Press, and I'm reminded of the time when I had a moderate amount of celebrity in the UK LGBT community, and the press tried to do a hit piece on me.

Now here's the thing. There's a cheat code, and I'm going to explain what it is:

They will contact you for comment.

If you say nothing, they will publish the piece and say you were offered the chance to comment.

If you tell them to fuck off, they will publish the price and say your response was foul and unprintable.

I did neither of these things. I told them that this piece wasn't journalism. It was ridiculous tittle tattle and represented everything that was wrong with a failing and dying industry more obsessed with clickbait than proper reporting. I asked them if they didn't have proper news to report, and said that they should be ashamed of themselves.

They're basically screwed at that point. "We contacted Ms Brown for comment and she said that this was ridiculous tittle tattle and that the reporter should be ashamed of herself."

They're not gonna say that.

I'm struck by something one of my history teachers once said about medieval castles. They weren't meant to be impregnable. They were meant to be annoying enough that an invading army would decide to investigate other priorities instead.

The piece never ran.

If you're a trans person in the crosshairs of the British press, make yourself an annoying target. They're on a deadline, and if you make them conclude that life is too short, they will leave you the fuck alone.