Posts
7889
Following
306
Followers
201
♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 16 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

pluralkit: https://pk.mt/s/qhehl

~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before

♥ mwah ♥
partners with idk anymore
♥ mwah ♥

@shroomie Nah, life takes forever. Like, years and years.

1
1
0
@rockario the sort of life that's played on a grid
1
0
0
@rockario the game of life, probably?
1
0
0

Ember 🏳️‍⚧️

Important PSA! cops, mass surveillance, police state.
Show content

If you leave Aschaffenburg Hauptbahnhof, your face will be processed by #Palantir.
Wear a mask or avoid the area. Do not go here unless you’re coming to fucking remove this atrocity.
This is supposed to stand there for the next 3 months, apparently.

3
27
5

memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

0
9
6

can someone please leave $3000 in an unmarked envelope in the hollow of the tree by my house pretty please <3

0
1
2

i want puppy ears from etsy but holy shit i still dont have a job

1
1
2

the agaric system

Edited 14 days ago
meta
Show content

i still want to know all of what exactly pushed TLA and SXFM off the edge. i know why people don’t like them but i don’t know the full scope of what happened yesterday and maybe the day before. if you want to reply to this post with a non answer, something like “uhm uhh have a cookie” or “don’t worry about it,” i request you don’t reply at all. seriously, get out the door.

0
0
1
re: meta question
Show content
@eris don't call me kitten, by the way. i am 16 and don't even know you.
1
1
3

new animated short on p4tr/eon for early access 🦝

0
1
1

the agaric system

Edited 14 days ago
true, cheaterless chess needs an x-ray machine, two naked people, an empty room, two chairs, a table, a board, its pieces, and a camera. audiences must watch outside of the room the players play in.
0
0
1

A 1991 official Japanese Mario encyclopedia suggests that Lava Bubbles are a "manifestation of the resentment of the Koopa Troop for being defeated by Mario".

0
2
1

do they make one of these for people

1
1
1

the agaric system

call me pandora's box the way i'm full of various untold evils
0
0
0

With the continued blatant enshittification of GitHub, your periodic reminder:

Cloud services and SaaS in particular is simply "someone else's computer". They can and will "I have altered the the deal and pray I won't alter it further" whenever it suits them. So it's always going to be best to leave your stuff as lightly coupled to someone else's computers as possible.

3
10
2
re: meta question
Show content
i do want real answers
0
0
0
Show older