> Law and reality are always distinct. First keep yourself safe. Worry about suing people later.

the best law-related advice anyone can give on social media

@fluttergirly hello, hot older woman in expensive clothes here [i wish], i source all of my luxury furs myself (hunting laws be damned) and bootleg every perfume i find

In the Japanese version of Mario Kart World, the "SPECIAL test of skill" missions are named "Even the Mario Kart staff were surprised!", a reference to the name of the Way Cool course from the Special Zone in Super Mario World. This is why the SPECIAL is in all caps in English.

@konej yeah! happens to me a lot with video games

does anyone have that thing where they stop doing something for a.while and then they’re randomly better at doing it than the last time they tried doing the thing

y’know i like pac-man world as much as the next weirdo but something that disappoints me about the series is how it fails to honor the speed and precision of the original arcade games. like, the games are kinda just linear 3D platformers that play on the slower side, have a lack of threat from enemies, and no requirement that you be precise with your movement, all of the things pac-man notably isn’t

LOOOOOOOOOOL

fash 🤝 leftists

knowing MLK was a radical and despising liberals who try to ignore that

@fluttergirly everyone knows that women are suited only for having youtube channels about racing games. millions of years of evolution have lead up to this. all but a few have reached their full potential (youtube channel about racing games)

@fluttergirly i have no idea??? my best guess is either the internet is actually literally rotting people’s heads, or it’s just more and more accessible to people. childhood development is also kinda weird in general tbh. there’s people younger than me who can hack servers and make professional ass art and i get endlessly jealous of them (though part of this isn’t just development, it’s motivation, i can’t get myself motivated to work for shit

@fluttergirly i lot of the people who upload these sorts of exposes are literally children lol. like there’s this guy on youtube who is uploading. maybe not savory content? while being a minor and marketing to minors as well, but if you search him up on youtube, you’ll find a lot of haters, and a lot of people with accounts dedicated specifically to hating him, and all of these people barely know how to spell or edit. some of them don’t edit at all

@apophis @geeknative doll who is the ultimate luxury product

omg I'm reading this dumb twitter article but can't continue because I'm laughing too hard at this diagram. Like, using this as a definition of an intelligent system then crashing into the fucking rocks because you don't know wtf a lighthouse is.

I love how much they decided to just. fuck around with the title in the Ridge Racer series, like, they were like hmm, what if we just use other words that start with R and end with E? let's make Rave Racer and Rage Racer

and then they're like. let's just do one where the main title is just "R4", and it's not just Ridge Racer 4, no, it's Ridge Racer *Type* 4, the fourth type of Ridge Racer, whatever that means

now lets do one that's just called R:Racing, that makes sense

I love it so much lmao