linux users beware

@apophis well i mean i’ve mostly tuned out the secular stuff as “just part of christmas” and have issues drawing the line where the secular stuff ends and the religious stuff begins (other than like, being able to point at the star on the christmas tree and go “holy fucking shit the infant”

you cannot call it that

@apophis well yeah but it does make sense if you define eternity not as “all of time” but as “all of time after a specific point” (that point being when rowling had the idea to make the evil bankers jewish stereotypes)

@apophis also joanne “i will portray the evil bankers as jews either because i just don’t like jews or because i have some built in societal stereotypes that i am completely unwilling to interrogate.” rowling

@shroomie aged poorly (eternally rancid, immediately rancid as soon as ages became a thing)

@apophis joanne “i hate all fat people and also ‘they were a product of their time’ should also apply to the present (see: house elves) and also like a myriad of other things jesus christ” rowling

i love monospace fonts they look so nice

@apophis what does this christmas look like to u?

@apophis oh??

> follow bc headlines at mastodon social for less than 24 hours

> see the first two vancouver-related headlines on their feed this morning

> renewed conviction that the idea of private ownership of land is the worst thing to have happened to all life since the Great Dying

gn everyone

“positive” stereotypes are still stereotypes, just because im asian doesn’t mean im good at math. i mean, i am good at math, but not because im asian

charlie kirk hasnt said anything rly bigoted recently. wonder if hes gone woke

@apophis oenis

@apophis yes i am a nerd girl chaser

Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.

In Paper Mario: The Origami King, some attacks deal elemental damage. The elements start off traditional, with Earth, Water, Fire etc. but then quickly devolve into one-off joke elements like "Golf".

please remember to add an alt text to your medias