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i fell asleep on the floor earlier. like a dumbass dog

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@ShaMyouiMo @apophis i think. most pocs on here do not announce out loud that they’re a poc i think tho

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@apophis oh lol. i personally think of kobolds as more like reptiles. they aren’t dragons, they just look like it, in the same way reptiles aren’t dinosaurs, they just look like it

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@apophis how is a kobold like a dracula?????

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re: selfie, eye contact
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@strongsand such a pretty puppy?

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@woof i literally only use UD when wiktionary doesn’t have the word or an appropriate definition lol

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Friendly, open ended offer:

I used to work at Starbucks. I know exactly how they make every drink. If you ever want an at-home dupe, let me know what one and I probably know how to make it. If not, I guarantee I can figure it out easily enough. Screw Starbucks and their union busting and various other issues, save yourself a few bucks.

For instance: Their mocha is literally just hot cocoa mix with a pinch of salt, and a little extra sugar, mixed with water. Use a hot cocoa packet, add just enough milk to make it into a thinned paste/thick syrup, and add coffee (instant coffee absolutely works for this) and hot milk. It'll taste better and you can get hot cocoa packs that'll work at a dollar tree for 2 for a buck.

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not obscene, just deeply concerning

special-made Freedoom fork for KDE called Kakodemon
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@apophis okay so how is a kobold like a dracula

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@apophis how are kobolds “dracula”/vampire-like?

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not obscene, just deeply concerning

ok but the people in the floaty chairs in wall-e took action when they realized they were being lied to and adapted really quickly and well to make better choices once they were made to understand what was going on

we could only hope to do half as well
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@apophis tbh i would just make a new alias based off of a thispersondoesnotexist face. my meatspace face is for my friends and my friends only

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re: anti-ai sentiment fatigue, ableism
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@Siph a better insult would’ve been “you’re like buy-n-large” lolol

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re: anti-ai sentiment fatigue, ableism
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idk when we’re at the point where you’re like "haha you’re like those stupid lazy fat people in wheelchairs" (who are victims of the ai-enabled system they were born in btw) sounds like le funny epic inspiring clapback I think you should maybe be asking yourselves some questions

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potentially hazardous object

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@bluestaggo how/where do i install reshade “fx”?

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@bluestaggo nice!! all i want is a crt filter and some blending myself so this seems great :3

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