Flashback to the time I accidentally submitted an MLP birthday fic I wrote for a friend instead of my resume.

I didn't get the job.

#resume #work #hiring #employment #email #mlp

@fluttergirly ooh i’mma grab these when i can!

@strongsand ur gonna be such a pretty puppy,,

@strongsand hmm. maybe?? i think the last three colors kinda clash with the first three but i do also see the vision

@notthatdelta okay this is hilarious but also, may i ask, what is a birthday fic? birthday is a new genre to me

i wish that i could do things

considering using colemak-dh even though dvorak is perfectly fine and i like its unique punctuation layout

@maddy “works on my machine” has been a meme for years lol

@Melezioh honestly i feel like someone can personally dislike something while also appreciating that it’s beautiful to someone else. its not that hard, either. i’m gonna do it right now. i don’t like taylor swift but i’m glad she exists because she makes a lot of people happy. there. boom. done. easy.

@zekkidae aw damn :<. well. i’m glad ur pulling through, i hope things get better for u :3

@zekkidae oh shit hi corfields its been a bit hru

@zekkidae i mean. i don’t actually know who u are lolol

i do not like gamescope

"Classic NES Series Trivia" was a Flash game from Nintendo's site in 2004. The questions were loaded remotely, and could not be archived. Playing the game now results in no questions loading and a purgatory-like experience with blank choices, all of which are declared wrong.

@prahou okay so i don’t know too much about color/grayscale but shouldn’t the one labeled “b8b8b8” instead be something like 3a3a3a or 3f3f3f?

@acarsdrama is this guy okay?

@detondev i haven’t written anything down and i’m not sure i’m older than you (i don’t think i am) but i would be willing to donate my body to you when i die in case you think you could study it in the pursuit of comprehension