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♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 17 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

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~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before

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complaining about mastodon app on iphone
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oh my god I'm sorry but the mastodon app on my apple phone is almost unusable sometimes.
Yeah I know "iPhone User Lmaooo" but seriously ... What is the point of an app if it won't Work properly and breaks half the time. I know I could use browser version but having the app work properly would just be wayyy more convenient to be honest with you ...

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apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

the discord replacement i want is basically a chatroom with:

- ability to embed media in your message
- emoji reacts
- control over who's allowed in and who can see the content
- persistent channels you can bookmark and leave and return to (and catch up on) at will

screen sharing and voice chat are overrated
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boobdog (unserious)
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if you cant jack off to on-model animal crossing characters you’re not actually horny for them sorry

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so this past week i learned i'm following more venezuelans in venezuela than i thought

relatedly, "gringosplaining" is such a great word
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turns out american “southern hospitality” kind of falls apart once you start acting queer

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

should i get a somethingawful account

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boost, uspol, the current thing thats happening
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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

should i get an azeron cyborg 2. my mom says that it is “half of a computer” and really doubts i should, but i want analogue stick + a lot of buttons + mouse + etc

this is what i’m talking about: https://azeron.com/collections/right-handed-gaming/products/galaxy-purple-cyborg-ii

66% get it
33% don't
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oh yeah woo yeah

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

should i get an azeron cyborg 2. my mom says that it is “half of a computer” and really doubts i should, but i want analogue stick + a lot of buttons + mouse + etc

this is what i’m talking about: https://azeron.com/collections/right-handed-gaming/products/galaxy-purple-cyborg-ii

66% get it
33% don't
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In Donkey Kong Bananza, demolishing all destructible terrain on DK Island reveals a shadow sphere that was hidden at the heart of the island. While the sphere is simply a darkness effect for the cave, it was clearly not intended to be seen like this and creates an ominous effect.

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apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

"blame culture" means
9% a workplace culture where instead of trying to fix anything all you want to do is to make sure that you're not the one the people in charge will go after when - not if - the worst happens
45% a community culture that, when/if things go wrong, will always try as their first instinct to find, name and shame a culprit to hold accountable
18% they are the same thing (pls explain in replies bc frankly i do not agree but am not ruling it out)
27% (no vote, see results)
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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

i hate ai generated code with every fiber of my being

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[babaKatt] Fanged Menace ironFront​​enbyCrossbow​​sparkles2

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just got out of artblock hi

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apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

guy whose mental age is half their age plus 7
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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

talking about gamergate kinda
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scrolling r/kotakuinaction is kinda sad. like all the top posts are either conspiracy theories or people upset that the women in their games sometimes have brown skin or wide faces or no hair

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> joins a discord server
> phone verification required to send messages

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tonight i will drop something that's been cooking...

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