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just a toaster on the internet, trying to be the best they can be!
please tell me if i say or do anything wrong

feel free to send a follow request! i'll accept if ya seem cool, just know that i boost a lot

i put alt text on my posts, but may boost some without it. sorry about that!

i also try my best to keep my posts and boosts properly cw-ed. please let me know if something slips through

#noai #nobot (sentient ones are fine here dw)

the .social accounts are only there because i haven't gotten around to migrating them yet

new misskey fork dropped

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evil neurodivergent woman . she is autstic and her special intrest is mischief and malice

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Windows users, please use \ instead of / for tone indicators

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this is so fucking funny. this guy is gonna get that soon and it's STILL not gonna be done.
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zaki is rebuilding their follows

how to pronounce akkoma

45% akko ma
54% a coma
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@yassie_j it’s so bad it just straight up won’t open on my laptop

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remember kids:

sending letters is free.*
sending letters is a open standard.
you can run your own mailbox.
sending letters doesn't collect data on you and sell it.
you can still moderate your mailbox with fire, guns, or swords.
you can run a mailbox in a box with a number on it.
sending letters doesn't try to up sell you on "nitro"
sending letters doesn't need to make money to make some VC happy.*

*US government restrictions apply
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It is EXACTLY TWELVE MONTHS, and the first anniversary of this iconic moment in Yaseen history.
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One of the most vivid arithmetic failings displayed by Americans occurred in the early 1980s, when the A&W restaurant chain released a new hamburger to rival the McDonald’s Quarter Pounder. With a third-pound of beef, the A&W burger had more meat than the Quarter Pounder; in taste tests, customers preferred A&W’s burger. And it was less expensive. A lavish A&W television and radio marketing campaign cited these benefits. Yet instead of leaping at the great value, customers snubbed it.

Only when the company held customer focus groups did it become clear why. The Third Pounder presented the American public with a test in fractions. And we failed. Misunderstanding the value of one-third, customers believed they were being overcharged. Why, they asked the researchers, should they pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as they did for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonald’s. The “4” in “¼,” larger than the “3” in “⅓,” led them astray.

I am sobbing. This isn’t real. But it is.

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Sometimes I think about that ⅓-pound burger some US food chain served, but nobody bought it because customers thought that it was smaller than a regular ¼-pound burger.

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Akkoma not have ghost boosts challenge (100% fail) (impossible)

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malevolent dictator for life

a misskey fork called ActivationKey. the only change is Activate Windows watermark in the bottom right
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zaki is rebuilding their follows

psa wanting my account to be discoverable to the public isn’t consent to have all my shit scraped and sold for profit

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@badeline can we stop normalizing all software being fucking massive

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hey can we stop normalizing games being FUCKING MASSIVE????

just because storage is getting cheaper doesn't mean everyone can afford it.

also that download's gonna take a hell of a lot of time, consider that not everyone has FUCKING LIGHTSPEED WIFI.
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I did an IPO?

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zaki is rebuilding their follows

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hey you. yeah you, akkoma user. i bet you love akkoma 3.12.2-0-g26a91d5

(hint: click view on remote instance)

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