top 10 celebrities that i have bigger meats than:
@iris i love meat myself, it's pretty good!
chicken breast is great, but i specially love ham
@karebu she posted measurements once and i was bigger by a inch
evil fucking skeleton from twitter started posting nudes in his fursuit and his penis is ridiculously small but its expected since he’s a memepage and also get that bag
@shroomie thats shadman and hes been dead for 4 years evil fucking skeleton did nothing wrong hes just annoying
@AppleAmps @iris no i think he was just banned and was in some sort of jail/custody recently, apparently he’s been released though
@AppleAmps @shroomie i dont think he did hes just been gone i guess he was tired of being the internet’s equivalent of going to epstein island
@iris @AppleAmps there’s part of me that kinda wishes he were still around. like i swear people were just so fucking comfortable associating with him it’d be so much easier to pick the bad apples if he were still here
@shroomie @iris @AppleAmps that's certainly a peculiar way of becoming a net gain for the world, just become so magestically shitty that all the shitty people will want to associate with you lmfao